Hi, my name is Jack. Usually I meet people with a grin smile and act like I enjoy their company, usually I eat girls souls and play with their feelings,usually I write my stuff while being drunk or high...today I am sick of me. I can't believe girls or people in general would want to hang out with me..
Tommorow I will visit my grandmom, the person who raised me at my beautifull countryside ,I miss the old times,life was so simple yet so good, I wish I could have the talent to tell you about things,funny things, I did while I wondered that land. But let's make this short, I miss someone right now, is nothing I can't handle but IWould surely be better without this feeling. My happiness shall not depend on someone or something...yet I can't be really happy without this person . Today my soul craves but I can assure you I am working on this, and when my mind will return I wil be the same jackass everybody knows.
I fucking miss you , silly girl , you stone cold killer of joy.
Aug 14, 2011
Aug 10, 2011
Reach out touch faith
Wait..wait a second , must light up a cigar..
So many of you ( probably none ) are wondering why do I like this girl , I mean I am the Jack , I do not like girls and in the most chauvinistic manner I just use them for my own hedonistic pleasure . Well I like her because she succeed to be more bitchy than any other girl before , I tend to be sincere to girls, and when I like them I usually go to them ..and say it .. ( Yekshmas ma name is Borat , I like you , how much !? ) Well this time something was wrong , she didn't reply with the characteristic smiley face and "I want you in me" phrase , actually it was ice cold and kinda offended that I had the nerve to tell her that she's damn hot .
you know what .. I still didn't light up that cigar.. must..get..cigar..good.. good now I am smoking like a rastafari . Well the girl had some issues she likes video games , listens to good music she's pretty hot and the most important thing she's a smartass .. I mean literally she knows what the hell is doing .. this thing was contradictory to my beliefs and sometimes I just like watching her ramble :|about work and stuff related to work .. stuff I must know ..and probably don't .. just sayin'
Well enough about her because she will probably read this stuff and will puff up like a puffer fish thinking I am all into her . Thing which is not entirely true , I like her , I like talking to her but it feels like she's so far away and I can't reach out, while ..others are lurking and waiting for a chance .
So right now she's out there with a guy watching a movie or eating something , while I am writing this , more for her than for me , and I am wondering .. how and why am I doing this ? Do I really like this girl so much that I am doing something because she likes or am I really doing this because I enjoy this and I don't want it to end .
I don't know, and probably YOU shouldn't know, now I am going to drink a beer and play the waiting game . Outside is pouring, I couldn't resist at work .. I went at work at 6 AM and call it a day at 8 AM .. I almost felt asleep five times and fuck me sideways if I won't go to bed at 9 tonight .
So the song for today is Depeche Mode - Reach out touch faith . Enjoy it and thanks for reading what I had to say . You will enjoy it more after she will stop talking to me, I bet that .
So many of you ( probably none ) are wondering why do I like this girl , I mean I am the Jack , I do not like girls and in the most chauvinistic manner I just use them for my own hedonistic pleasure . Well I like her because she succeed to be more bitchy than any other girl before , I tend to be sincere to girls, and when I like them I usually go to them ..and say it .. ( Yekshmas ma name is Borat , I like you , how much !? ) Well this time something was wrong , she didn't reply with the characteristic smiley face and "I want you in me" phrase , actually it was ice cold and kinda offended that I had the nerve to tell her that she's damn hot .
you know what .. I still didn't light up that cigar.. must..get..cigar..good.. good now I am smoking like a rastafari . Well the girl had some issues she likes video games , listens to good music she's pretty hot and the most important thing she's a smartass .. I mean literally she knows what the hell is doing .. this thing was contradictory to my beliefs and sometimes I just like watching her ramble :|about work and stuff related to work .. stuff I must know ..and probably don't .. just sayin'
Well enough about her because she will probably read this stuff and will puff up like a puffer fish thinking I am all into her . Thing which is not entirely true , I like her , I like talking to her but it feels like she's so far away and I can't reach out, while ..others are lurking and waiting for a chance .
So right now she's out there with a guy watching a movie or eating something , while I am writing this , more for her than for me , and I am wondering .. how and why am I doing this ? Do I really like this girl so much that I am doing something because she likes or am I really doing this because I enjoy this and I don't want it to end .
I don't know, and probably YOU shouldn't know, now I am going to drink a beer and play the waiting game . Outside is pouring, I couldn't resist at work .. I went at work at 6 AM and call it a day at 8 AM .. I almost felt asleep five times and fuck me sideways if I won't go to bed at 9 tonight .
So the song for today is Depeche Mode - Reach out touch faith . Enjoy it and thanks for reading what I had to say . You will enjoy it more after she will stop talking to me, I bet that .
Aug 8, 2011
Let's burn the world together
I welcome myself back to the internet , while you are reading my words of wisdom
I am probably riding my pink turbo unicorn to the dreamland to meet my damsel in distress and kidnap her ... I do that more often than you think .
Well.. about what should we talk tonight ? About the fact that I drank so much that I sang Zombie by The Cranberries on my way to work .. at work .. at my coffee brake .. at the phone ? Or should I talk about a girl who pretty much toked over my mind ? Hm.. I bet you would want to read about that foxy lady with the power to amaze the Jack .
While the last subject is pretty interesting and funny , because I always said love and feelings in general makes you look dumb , act dumb and ..as a matter of fact I already did some fucking dumber than dirt things.. I can't help myself to wonder about this fuzzy feeling that runs like a drug in my veins . I like the feeling and I am willing to try it some more , need some more of this stuff.. eh fuck it I want it all . I will be the Scarface of the feelings and were you silly beings are failing and burning in flames I will succeed , and you know why ? Because I am that chauvinistic narcissistic fella that didn't believe in silly feelings .
So let's do this and after that scream " all the humanity " when the Hindenburg Jack will crash to the ground . All hail to me and my new hobby ..soul archeology.. digging little fragments to crop something I thought it was lost ..or is it really lost ? We shall see !
To be continued
Also I am sorry for not writing more and also I am sorry for the mistakes ( no I am not .. if you find a mistake I call it a trademark )
I am probably riding my pink turbo unicorn to the dreamland to meet my damsel in distress and kidnap her ... I do that more often than you think .
Well.. about what should we talk tonight ? About the fact that I drank so much that I sang Zombie by The Cranberries on my way to work .. at work .. at my coffee brake .. at the phone ? Or should I talk about a girl who pretty much toked over my mind ? Hm.. I bet you would want to read about that foxy lady with the power to amaze the Jack .
While the last subject is pretty interesting and funny , because I always said love and feelings in general makes you look dumb , act dumb and ..as a matter of fact I already did some fucking dumber than dirt things.. I can't help myself to wonder about this fuzzy feeling that runs like a drug in my veins . I like the feeling and I am willing to try it some more , need some more of this stuff.. eh fuck it I want it all . I will be the Scarface of the feelings and were you silly beings are failing and burning in flames I will succeed , and you know why ? Because I am that chauvinistic narcissistic fella that didn't believe in silly feelings .
So let's do this and after that scream " all the humanity " when the Hindenburg Jack will crash to the ground . All hail to me and my new hobby ..soul archeology.. digging little fragments to crop something I thought it was lost ..or is it really lost ? We shall see !
To be continued
Also I am sorry for not writing more and also I am sorry for the mistakes ( no I am not .. if you find a mistake I call it a trademark )
Jun 4, 2011
Ain't got nothing
My dear reader , I am smoking a cigar , drinking a glass of cold wine which gives me shivers down my spine , I just opened the window and some birds are singing in the night . The smoke of this sweet cancerous flaming bonbon makes me think about things a puny human should not be allowed to think of .
I am wondering why I have this lack of emotion towards people in general , the ones that are feeling this mostly are the girls which have the bad luck to met me .
I like to consume and move on , but lately I become more and more bored of this , I need a bad woman .. I need a challenge , I am sick of the first 4 levels , is like a demo , now I need to move one , aim higher ... but .. eh .. enough with this madness .
I meet some new cool people, I moved out on my own , I am dating two girls , I am drinking wine , smoking a cigar and enjoying my sweet free time .
Now people I am going to take a walk outside of my headquarters and see what is up with this old medieval town late at night .
See you on the other side , and remember : there is no reason to ever feel alone or down . I am going now my dear reader , but I am living you with this song :
I am wondering why I have this lack of emotion towards people in general , the ones that are feeling this mostly are the girls which have the bad luck to met me .
I like to consume and move on , but lately I become more and more bored of this , I need a bad woman .. I need a challenge , I am sick of the first 4 levels , is like a demo , now I need to move one , aim higher ... but .. eh .. enough with this madness .
I meet some new cool people, I moved out on my own , I am dating two girls , I am drinking wine , smoking a cigar and enjoying my sweet free time .
Now people I am going to take a walk outside of my headquarters and see what is up with this old medieval town late at night .
See you on the other side , and remember : there is no reason to ever feel alone or down . I am going now my dear reader , but I am living you with this song :
May 2, 2011
Not posting and things like that
Hello people , due to popular request I am back with a little post . Currently I am trying to maintain my stamina for tomorrow's day work . I am deeply sorry I didn't do something legendary or even epically enough to write it down. I was just working sleeping , banging two chicks at a time , drinking tiger blood and checking my Adonis DNA like a master warlock . I wonder how many of you will get that joke.. It's pretty sad because I can hardly find someone who will get a joke about something like this , or an internet meme / sensation I am being ostracized by my own jokes . U Y NO Understand them ? Maybe because I aim to high.. yeah.. maybe I am becoming an hipster joker not using the normal mainstream " yo mama " jokes .. eh fuck jokes , let's talk about love and how love can make you dumber than dirt .
For my audience ..which consist of two 13 years old girls , The Easter Bunny and probably an ex stalker girlfriend .. which by the way almost broke my fingers last time we met ( yeah I am talking about you .. you are one crazy little sexy girl ..but you're crazy ). .. almost lost my idea , so we were talking about love , fuck love , makes you act dumb and silly , period .
But for those which in their sublime ignorance can still feel such deep things I can only envy you and say this : " enjoy it brothers and sisters, and just for you I summoned the King ! "
For my audience ..which consist of two 13 years old girls , The Easter Bunny and probably an ex stalker girlfriend .. which by the way almost broke my fingers last time we met ( yeah I am talking about you .. you are one crazy little sexy girl ..but you're crazy ). .. almost lost my idea , so we were talking about love , fuck love , makes you act dumb and silly , period .
But for those which in their sublime ignorance can still feel such deep things I can only envy you and say this : " enjoy it brothers and sisters, and just for you I summoned the King ! "
Mar 28, 2011
Peace
I wanted to talk with someone tonight , with an complete stranger , with someone I wouldn't meet again . I don't really had a subject , I just felt the need to say something and than forget about it .
The only person I felt that would understand me, was me though, I don't want to sound like an 12 years old with a social disorder , but sometimes is better to talk with yourself than to try to explain feelings to another human . My theory is that every night I die and every morning I am reborn as a new individual , sometimes with a headache , and with my hair pointing to the four corners of the earth simultaneously .
I am listening to Johnny Cash, and I am asking myself over and over again , what am I really writing , I can't describe my feelings , and I know that no sane person should give a damn about my state of mind ... the epiphany you have after drinking four beers and smoking five cigars ... the love you want to share, that wisdom of a mad man that you poses , ah we humans are so funny , and you know maybe one time somebody told you that you are not the center of the universe , that others are more than you will ever be , that your opinion doesn't matter so much , and that you must stop being so selfish from time to time .
I say... you are the center of your own universe , and for yourself your opinions will count more than what others will tell you in their life time , be what you want to be , be simple and humble though . Is better to let others discover that you are more than meets the eye .
I am a simple guy , possessing a simple mind , people call me stupid and ignorant , girls are telling me that my chauvinistic way of life will make me end up alone with a broken heart , begging some attention, but I am the center of my universe , my world is spinning in the opposite direction , I am and I will be Jack forever and after , and no matter what you will say , I will still love you as a brother or sister, as a human .
Good night my friends and foes , my heart is pleased and my mind is blessed , tonight we shall remember the legend of Johnny Cash .
The only person I felt that would understand me, was me though, I don't want to sound like an 12 years old with a social disorder , but sometimes is better to talk with yourself than to try to explain feelings to another human . My theory is that every night I die and every morning I am reborn as a new individual , sometimes with a headache , and with my hair pointing to the four corners of the earth simultaneously .
I am listening to Johnny Cash, and I am asking myself over and over again , what am I really writing , I can't describe my feelings , and I know that no sane person should give a damn about my state of mind ... the epiphany you have after drinking four beers and smoking five cigars ... the love you want to share, that wisdom of a mad man that you poses , ah we humans are so funny , and you know maybe one time somebody told you that you are not the center of the universe , that others are more than you will ever be , that your opinion doesn't matter so much , and that you must stop being so selfish from time to time .
I say... you are the center of your own universe , and for yourself your opinions will count more than what others will tell you in their life time , be what you want to be , be simple and humble though . Is better to let others discover that you are more than meets the eye .
I am a simple guy , possessing a simple mind , people call me stupid and ignorant , girls are telling me that my chauvinistic way of life will make me end up alone with a broken heart , begging some attention, but I am the center of my universe , my world is spinning in the opposite direction , I am and I will be Jack forever and after , and no matter what you will say , I will still love you as a brother or sister, as a human .
Good night my friends and foes , my heart is pleased and my mind is blessed , tonight we shall remember the legend of Johnny Cash .
Mar 21, 2011
The fuck was given
I tried to take a nap because tomorrow I need to get to work at 6 AM , but fuck me sideways if I can grab that motherfucker beautiful healthy sleep . So I opened a bottle of beer , lighten up a friendly neighborhood cancerous cigar, and started writing on my so called blog .
I am currently listening to Clutch , band that if you are not aware of , I pray to God that you won't make baby boys because they will be automatically gay . Listen to them ..is one of the 11 Commandments , " Thou shall listen to Clutch until you pass out "
*Cranking up the volume , sipped a quarter of the bottle and almost burned myself with the cigar .
I've got a new job , in a pretty nice place , I mean overall nothing is too good but at least I know some people and when I say good people I am probably referring to four or five of them , the rest of them are like.. neutral ..
I remembered that Libya or ..that Gaddafi motherfucker tries to play war with the western society .. yo Gaddafi who the fuck you think you are killing your own people like that ? Dude you don't have class . I mean look at Stalin ..the motherfucker killed around 20 millions of his own peps but Churchill and Roosevelt kissed his red ass all the way .
Gaddafi I know you can do better , I mean I saw that the french fag frogs are attacking your country ... com'on you are attacked by the FRENCH !
Oulalala sacre blue omlete du fromage... pfft ...
I am wondering if anyone of those two readers of mine knows who le fuck was "General Butt Naked " Another classy motherfucker who thought that is protected by bullets if he's fighting ..butt naked after he literally eats a small child .
Is simply redundant ... So many fucked up countries in this world and there you are mr Gaddafi just fighting some rebels , not even owning a Death Star .. and suddenly you are attacked by the French and so on ..
*Inhales the last bit of the cigar , and makes a circle with the smoke
You know what ..this is a waste of time and lacks any meaning , is not even funny , and is certainly not an pamphlet .
Fuck you Gaddafi , and fuck everyone that would raise a weapon to slay another human being.
This the thing that sickens me the most ...we humans tend to evolve to kill each other more and more pro efficient .. why the fuck all those forces and resources didn't go to Japan to help them straighten their shit up .
But yeah who the hell am I to ask those questions ... oh wait I know who I am, I am the guy with the natural born right to give a fuck .
I am currently listening to Clutch , band that if you are not aware of , I pray to God that you won't make baby boys because they will be automatically gay . Listen to them ..is one of the 11 Commandments , " Thou shall listen to Clutch until you pass out "
*Cranking up the volume , sipped a quarter of the bottle and almost burned myself with the cigar .
I've got a new job , in a pretty nice place , I mean overall nothing is too good but at least I know some people and when I say good people I am probably referring to four or five of them , the rest of them are like.. neutral ..
I remembered that Libya or ..that Gaddafi motherfucker tries to play war with the western society .. yo Gaddafi who the fuck you think you are killing your own people like that ? Dude you don't have class . I mean look at Stalin ..the motherfucker killed around 20 millions of his own peps but Churchill and Roosevelt kissed his red ass all the way .
Gaddafi I know you can do better , I mean I saw that the french fag frogs are attacking your country ... com'on you are attacked by the FRENCH !
Oulalala sacre blue omlete du fromage... pfft ...
I am wondering if anyone of those two readers of mine knows who le fuck was "General Butt Naked " Another classy motherfucker who thought that is protected by bullets if he's fighting ..butt naked after he literally eats a small child .
Is simply redundant ... So many fucked up countries in this world and there you are mr Gaddafi just fighting some rebels , not even owning a Death Star .. and suddenly you are attacked by the French and so on ..
*Inhales the last bit of the cigar , and makes a circle with the smoke
You know what ..this is a waste of time and lacks any meaning , is not even funny , and is certainly not an pamphlet .
Fuck you Gaddafi , and fuck everyone that would raise a weapon to slay another human being.
This the thing that sickens me the most ...we humans tend to evolve to kill each other more and more pro efficient .. why the fuck all those forces and resources didn't go to Japan to help them straighten their shit up .
But yeah who the hell am I to ask those questions ... oh wait I know who I am, I am the guy with the natural born right to give a fuck .
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