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Hello there my dear reader, my old and only friend, it seems that we must meet again.

How are you dude ? How do you feel today, while you are reading this ? I really do care to know, I found that although I am nothing more than a social chameleon, I do care about some people. Some old forgotten friends, it's a shame I know that we broke apart so much, I can't remember when I wrote something her, I don't like to brag about myself anymore, it seems that whatever I do my path is already laid.. So I quit my job and just stood home for some time, I studied a little, I meditate about what the fuck makes me happy, what do I want ? Money ? Women ? Fame ? And than, somehow, I knew ...  I am self sufficient, I don't need money..eventually I'll end up tree feet under and all the money in the world won't mean a thing, I don't want women... heck is hard enough with one, why the fuck would I like to fuck my life even more ?! And when it comes to fame.. I am to small that Illuminati would want me to sing alongside Miley Cyrus ..and sell my soul to the Devil. 

Well ..enough with my rambling.. I just wanted to say " Hi " .. be good have fun and do what makes you happy, the only thing it matters is for you to be happy, don't forget, you are the center of your own universe.. so don't be a fuckin' black hole.. shine you crazy diamond !

June 17

Another week has past and so this damned weekend . I wish I could say I have done some legendary things this week, things that you will be eager to hear . Unfortunately I didn't , I just woke up , got my ass to work and back ..all this excitement for 5 days straight . I wanted to write something the other night , but I was piss drunk so I decided to go outside and take a long walk , simple pleasures of life... sometimes shouldn't be combined . I guess I am getting old , meh.. I just wanted to be more and more stupid , to achieve that nirvana derived from that state of mind .. ignorance is bliss , but if you can't ignore everything what the actual fuck are you doing ? Not succeeding at being stupid is a fail or a win !? Seriously I don't care much about this , I just want a couple more days of freedom a couple more beers in the fridge and some normal humans to interact with. Are you there ? Could you give me a sign that is somehow ok to write ? I don't feel the need anymore to do this .. or I am not drunk enough , don't know , I just want to move on and explore some new places , meet some new people to restore some of my lost faith in humanity . For now I will leave you with this song , wish you all the best wherever you are .

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               The skies are black, the Moon is red , the thunder roars and Jack is back !

      I missed you internet, in fact I am writing this in a wordpad with no internet access whatsoever.. I will probably upload it later for the delight of my hot readers and my brothers in faith ! Manergy !     Let me take another sip of beer and let’s spread my brains onto this sheet of virtual paper.

I didn’t had any reasons to write , I didn’t had any funny things to say and frankly speaking we all know you are stupid and ugly so there is no point for me to show you the obvious .  I wish I could saw your pretty faces reading this . I bet you’re so damn cute looking at this white text on the black background , all wondering what the fuck is he trying to say . Well I’v got an answer for you smarty panties : NOTHING

I am too tired and stupid to make sense at this hour so why the fuck are you still reading this bullshit ?!

I bet you like it rough . Do you want to know a fun thing ? After reading this you will see black stripes ..

Is because my background is black.. I kinda need to changed this blog’s appearance .. but guess what I am to fucking lazy to do it .. and I like black .

Oh bros and hoes I missed you ! And you know , all of you have a place in my heart  !

So for my non romanian readers I will apologise but I will write some lines in my language for my dearest friends .

   Nici macar nu ai idee cat trebuie sa ma abtin atunci cand sunt in preajma oamenilor , sunt mai antisocial ca dracu’ si mai uracios decat Sfantul Petru intr-un bordel de gay , dar in seara asta sunt mai iubitor decat Maica Tereza . Dumnezeu sa ma ierte caci nu-I voi duce numele in desert iar de asa va fi promit sa-l acompaniez .

           Prieteni si critici , va iubesc deopotriva , va iubesc miseleste si anost , egoist si prefacut dar va iubesc , sa-mi fiti cuminti si sa traiti cat sa puteti cotiza la pensia mea ..pe care al dracu sa fiu daca nu o sa o beau tot in cinstea mea impreuna cu pustoaice de liceu !