May 29, 2014

Hello old friend,

          Hello there my one and only reader ! How are you ? What brought you here today ? Please let me know how much you have missed me .
         For I am Jack and in Jack you should trust ! I have been gone in a long journey, a so called life twisting and bending journey which kinda consumed some of my free will . For almost two years I forgot about the fact that the world is what I want it to be, that the world is in my palm and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it . But fear not my protégé ! I will never change . 
Shall I tell you a short resume about what happened since I left this god forsaken blog ? 
Well .. nothing ..  I didn't do anything special in particular.. I just went with the flow and locked Jack more and more inside of me . I kinda forgot about him after some time .  I have a girlfriend for about a year and  eight months ( or so ) .. I moved allot from one place to another , I work for some debt collectors ... 
           I am pretty much bored about how things turned out to be . I always thought that is in our human nature to fend for ourselves and to use another human to achieve our goals . The fact that I locked Jack in a corner of my mind was somehow a mistake . I work with people and around people day by day ...and what I found out after three years ? That Jack was right .. humans can't be trusted , trust only in yourself  , fight for what is yours , never back down when you are right ! 
         The weak will make you their leader , the strong will try to crush you, you must be above them, never between , never part of them . 

Stay safe , and always stay true to your belief in you ! Never forget that you make your own world, you can choose your universe and your role in it   !





Dec 21, 2012

Happy New Year !

Hello folks , long time no see and as I was expecting I guess nobody is around here anymore. I strongly hope you aren't dead already.. I tried to warn you about the Mayan Calendar.. I am pretty much safe because right beside me is one of the last few working Mayans working at a new Calendar ending in 6969 ..don't ask questions .. just wanted to be a nice round number . Well I am still here as you may have already observed , I am well and pretty happy, I still strongly believe in the fact that you as an individual must do whatever makes you happy but without affecting others in a bad way . We are mere mortals, and all in one perishable beings , our time is short and we must find a way to make our staying worth . A New Year comes , probably I won't have the time to write another post ( because mr Hugh Hefner just gave me an sms telling me that he wants his favorite PlayBoy bunnies back ) and also because I am pretty much busy with making myself and my girlfriend happy at this moment . Your truly one and only mr. Jack Crowley aka Jack aka that guy I used to love to hate . Happy New Year !

Sep 18, 2012

Be a man and learn to act !

I don't have the time to write a post.. I have a life.. I am not a blogger I am more like that bad ass motherfucker you grew to envy time after time . I just wanted to say I'm still alive , currently I am probably better in any way or form than ever . I still love you people so be good , have fun remember to live your life and smile.. I guess that's one important thing . Also for the brothers that are reading this post, I have a task for you, in the next month I want you to approach girls, randomly .. just to her and say " sorry .. I don't really know how to do this but I think you are gorgeous, something about you radiates from within, I don't want to disturb if it's not ok I will just leave, but god knows I don't want to " . It's fucking easy either the girl will say ..something good either they will laugh or be retarded..and confuse the fuck out of you . Anyway I will probably don't get any comments about how this task worked out ..but if you are up for this challenge give me a message and I will drink one beer for your guts to talk to a girl, two beers for making an conversation , and five beers for dating her Good luck champs !

Jul 25, 2012

Dreams... meh

I wanted to say something , but I am not drunk nor high/ So I deleted the entire post because it was a waste of your time/ I was looking at some photos of you and I/ Now I somehow regret I never said goodbye/

Jun 19, 2012

Bad Jack is back

The dark brother was covered in red clothes and was running to complete the circle. He had the potions and the signs , the Master shall be summoned ! The world will live another glorious day ! He entered his room , opened the bottle of beer , drank it like it was no tomorrow, snorted the fairy dust , and relaxed . 3 21 And Kaboom... Jack was summoned ! Welcome back to this shitty as blog people of the internets first of all I will surely want to kiss you all inspite your age sex religion or location , because you , you inglorious basterds , you are the reason I still write this shitty posts , somehow I feel the need to slap your tits once in a while , somehow I feel the need to say : man the fuck up you silly ass clown , it is time for glory not tears ! Tears are for pussies , that's even more fucked up, I had many pussies but non was crying .. almost all of them had a passion for food and sleeping on top of me..although one had some serious drug habits and was a drug dealer , the Petas Cartel ... this is a fuckin' picture of him all high and shit : That tomcat was fuckin' dangerous once I tried to give him a bath , next mornin' I woke up with a horse head under my sheets . Ok now let's be painfully serious , I just put an end to my nicotine addiction , because fuck that THC is better . In other news my ass reports that it still doesn't want to give a shit about your sorry ass opinion about me , I rull' so fuck the Universe if you say something that is contrary of what I just said . Also .. peace love and some motherfuckin' butterflies and icecream ! Ok .. now I will go to drink the rest of my beer commenting on my "friends" crapbook pages .. I will be serious and sincere .. so prepare yourself the shitstorm approaches ..

Jun 17, 2012

June 17

Another week has past and so this damned weekend . I wish I could say I have done some legendary things this week, things that you will be eager to hear . Unfortunately I didn't , I just woke up , got my ass to work and back ..all this excitement for 5 days straight . I wanted to write something the other night , but I was piss drunk so I decided to go outside and take a long walk , simple pleasures of life... sometimes shouldn't be combined . I guess I am getting old , meh.. I just wanted to be more and more stupid , to achieve that nirvana derived from that state of mind .. ignorance is bliss , but if you can't ignore everything what the actual fuck are you doing ? Not succeeding at being stupid is a fail or a win !? Seriously I don't care much about this , I just want a couple more days of freedom a couple more beers in the fridge and some normal humans to interact with. Are you there ? Could you give me a sign that is somehow ok to write ? I don't feel the need anymore to do this .. or I am not drunk enough , don't know , I just want to move on and explore some new places , meet some new people to restore some of my lost faith in humanity . For now I will leave you with this song , wish you all the best wherever you are .

May 26, 2012

Le post , le lelele

Cough*..Stay a while and listen ugh.. hi, how are you today ? Not that I care but I needed an intro because I have no idea why am I still writing this , I mean I don't do this for you , maybe I am kinda selfish and I do this for myself or maybe I just like to type stupid things that just pop-up in my head . Anyway .. should we talk about the weather and try to make a conversation ? Fuck that .. look the thing that really bothers me is why am I not writing my so called blog in Romanian , I mean I am pretty proud for being Romanian , I always enjoyed the history of our great nation ( read that with an " Borat " accent ..is much more cooler ) . So after I analysed who is reading this stuff .. and found out that some users are just looking for porn and stumble on this .. I kinda laughed to be sincere . I imagine that those tags with " naked J-Lo , naked Emma Watson , naked Bill Cosby " did their job well . So I won't change my language, I am writing in English because is so much funnier..and also the auto correct function doesn't work for Romanian .. Meh..outside is pouring ..is raining like this for a couple of weeks now , the sky is grim and the weather makes me wanna write a dark "noir" novel , but than I remember nobody reads anymore , for whom I shall write ? For myself ? For my kids ? I ain't gone kids , and they will probably be connected to the internet since birth , I imagine my first born talking in memes : Me at the hospital .. my wife is in labor .. the doctor delivers the baby safe and sound .. the baby opens his eyes slowly looks at me and shouts : " LE FUUUUUU " and I like a trolldad which I will be fly out of the picture " le lol " le le le le Ok ..don't be confused if you didn't get the joke.. is kinda stupid.. Ok now for a moment let's be serious about this, I would like to say hello to those friends that somehow still read my blog but aren't talking to me anymore . I still love you people but I understand that I am an jackass so it's ok that you don't want to keep in touch anymore ... it's just that when the zombie apocalypse will come I won't do jackshit to save your sorry asses , just sayin' stand by me and everythin' gonna be ok for ya folks . And because I already want to delete this post ..I will end this non sense here . Sometimes I wonder why girls hate me .. I mean sandwiches aren't making themselves in the kitchen are they ?!
That's me at my country side.. I mean that's a field and ..I was just walking with my brother towards an old cemetery to pay our respects to some old dead folks from our family . (Look closely at my left hand , yeh.. you got it . wink* ;) be good and take care of you )