May 2, 2011

Not posting and things like that

Hello people , due to popular request I am back with a little post . Currently I am trying to maintain my stamina for tomorrow's day work . I am deeply sorry I didn't do something legendary or even epically enough to write it down. I was just working sleeping , banging two chicks at a time , drinking tiger blood and checking my Adonis DNA like a master warlock . I wonder how many of you will get that joke.. It's pretty sad because I can hardly find someone who will get a joke about something like this , or an internet meme / sensation I am being ostracized by my own jokes . U Y NO Understand them ? Maybe because I aim to high.. yeah.. maybe I am becoming an hipster joker not using the normal mainstream " yo mama " jokes .. eh fuck jokes , let's talk about love and how love can make you dumber than dirt .
For my audience ..which consist of two 13 years old girls , The Easter Bunny and probably an ex stalker girlfriend .. which by the way almost broke my fingers last time we met ( yeah I am talking about you .. you are one crazy little sexy girl ..but you're crazy ). .. almost lost my idea , so we were talking about love , fuck love , makes you act dumb and silly , period .
But for those which in their sublime ignorance can still feel such deep things I can only envy you and say this : " enjoy it brothers and sisters, and just for you I summoned the King ! "