I haven't even started

I haven't even started

Hello there my dear reader, my old and only friend, it seems that we must meet again.

How are you dude ? How do you feel today, while you are reading this ? I really do care to know, I found that although I am nothing more than a social chameleon, I do care about some people. Some old forgotten friends, it's a shame I know that we broke apart so much, I can't remember when I wrote something her, I don't like to brag about myself anymore, it seems that whatever I do my path is already laid.. So I quit my job and just stood home for some time, I studied a little, I meditate about what the fuck makes me happy, what do I want ? Money ? Women ? Fame ? And than, somehow, I knew ...  I am self sufficient, I don't need money..eventually I'll end up tree feet under and all the money in the world won't mean a thing, I don't want women... heck is hard enough with one, why the fuck would I like to fuck my life even more ?! And when it comes to fame.. I am to small that Illuminati would want me to sing alongside Miley Cyrus ..and sell my soul to the Devil. 

Well ..enough with my rambling.. I just wanted to say " Hi " .. be good have fun and do what makes you happy, the only thing it matters is for you to be happy, don't forget, you are the center of your own universe.. so don't be a fuckin' black hole.. shine you crazy diamond !

Not dead..

Meh.. here I am once again, maybe for the last time . I don't know why but I think that being close to 30 ( I am talking about years you silly goose ) kinda makes me nostalgic, old, somehow retarded ..
I am constantly thinking how to improve myself but frankly speaking I don't do to much to ascend to higher plains of existence... I am just the same old asshole waiting to make fun of you, poking you with a stick when you are down and so on ..
Maybe it's time to think about having kids, staying with the girl I love for the rest of my life ..maybe..
I hear his voice deep inside of me, Jack is not really dead nor gone.. he's still roaming my mind from time to time, making me do some utterly stupid shit like trying to feel sorry for some things I did in the past just to commit more ..
I am rambling again.. sorry .. I will go now . Just take care of yourselves have fun and smile.. I guess the best things you can do in this life is to smile and be yourself .

Hello old friend,

          Hello there my one and only reader ! How are you ? What brought you here today ? Please let me know how much you have missed me .
         For I am Jack and in Jack you should trust ! I have been gone in a long journey, a so called life twisting and bending journey which kinda consumed some of my free will . For almost two years I forgot about the fact that the world is what I want it to be, that the world is in my palm and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it . But fear not my protégé ! I will never change . 
Shall I tell you a short resume about what happened since I left this god forsaken blog ? 
Well .. nothing ..  I didn't do anything special in particular.. I just went with the flow and locked Jack more and more inside of me . I kinda forgot about him after some time .  I have a girlfriend for about a year and  eight months ( or so ) .. I moved allot from one place to another , I work for some debt collectors ... 
           I am pretty much bored about how things turned out to be . I always thought that is in our human nature to fend for ourselves and to use another human to achieve our goals . The fact that I locked Jack in a corner of my mind was somehow a mistake . I work with people and around people day by day ...and what I found out after three years ? That Jack was right .. humans can't be trusted , trust only in yourself  , fight for what is yours , never back down when you are right ! 
         The weak will make you their leader , the strong will try to crush you, you must be above them, never between , never part of them . 

Stay safe , and always stay true to your belief in you ! Never forget that you make your own world, you can choose your universe and your role in it   !

Happy New Year !

Hello folks , long time no see and as I was expecting I guess nobody is around here anymore. I strongly hope you aren't dead already.. I tried to warn you about the Mayan Calendar.. I am pretty much safe because right beside me is one of the last few working Mayans working at a new Calendar ending in 6969 ..don't ask questions .. just wanted to be a nice round number . Well I am still here as you may have already observed , I am well and pretty happy, I still strongly believe in the fact that you as an individual must do whatever makes you happy but without affecting others in a bad way . We are mere mortals, and all in one perishable beings , our time is short and we must find a way to make our staying worth . A New Year comes , probably I won't have the time to write another post ( because mr Hugh Hefner just gave me an sms telling me that he wants his favorite PlayBoy bunnies back ) and also because I am pretty much busy with making myself and my girlfriend happy at this moment . Your truly one and only mr. Jack Crowley aka Jack aka that guy I used to love to hate . Happy New Year !

Be a man and learn to act !

I don't have the time to write a post.. I have a life.. I am not a blogger I am more like that bad ass motherfucker you grew to envy time after time . I just wanted to say I'm still alive , currently I am probably better in any way or form than ever . I still love you people so be good , have fun remember to live your life and smile.. I guess that's one important thing . Also for the brothers that are reading this post, I have a task for you, in the next month I want you to approach girls, randomly .. just to her and say " sorry .. I don't really know how to do this but I think you are gorgeous, something about you radiates from within, I don't want to disturb if it's not ok I will just leave, but god knows I don't want to " . It's fucking easy either the girl will say ..something good either they will laugh or be retarded..and confuse the fuck out of you . Anyway I will probably don't get any comments about how this task worked out ..but if you are up for this challenge give me a message and I will drink one beer for your guts to talk to a girl, two beers for making an conversation , and five beers for dating her Good luck champs !

Dreams... meh

I wanted to say something , but I am not drunk nor high/ So I deleted the entire post because it was a waste of your time/ I was looking at some photos of you and I/ Now I somehow regret I never said goodbye/

Bad Jack is back

The dark brother was covered in red clothes and was running to complete the circle. He had the potions and the signs , the Master shall be summoned ! The world will live another glorious day ! He entered his room , opened the bottle of beer , drank it like it was no tomorrow, snorted the fairy dust , and relaxed . 3 21 And Kaboom... Jack was summoned ! Welcome back to this shitty as blog people of the internets first of all I will surely want to kiss you all inspite your age sex religion or location , because you , you inglorious basterds , you are the reason I still write this shitty posts , somehow I feel the need to slap your tits once in a while , somehow I feel the need to say : man the fuck up you silly ass clown , it is time for glory not tears ! Tears are for pussies , that's even more fucked up, I had many pussies but non was crying .. almost all of them had a passion for food and sleeping on top of me..although one had some serious drug habits and was a drug dealer , the Petas Cartel ... this is a fuckin' picture of him all high and shit : That tomcat was fuckin' dangerous once I tried to give him a bath , next mornin' I woke up with a horse head under my sheets . Ok now let's be painfully serious , I just put an end to my nicotine addiction , because fuck that THC is better . In other news my ass reports that it still doesn't want to give a shit about your sorry ass opinion about me , I rull' so fuck the Universe if you say something that is contrary of what I just said . Also .. peace love and some motherfuckin' butterflies and icecream ! Ok .. now I will go to drink the rest of my beer commenting on my "friends" crapbook pages .. I will be serious and sincere .. so prepare yourself the shitstorm approaches ..