Dec 18, 2011
I kinda love you .. somehow
I wish I had something to say , I don't . I opened a bottle of wine and God is my witness I drank that sweet nectar of the Gods in less than 15 minutes . I am slightly dizzy , today I found that a friend of mine is in Oman , and she is even calling that foreign country " her new home " , I wish I could be glad and have a sip in her name but, fuck it I am Jack , I am just sad that I lost another girl . Damn you Oman ! For taking that girl .... Neah.. I am kidding , I am glad for her , I care about that woman and sincere being at this moment in time and space I wish her all the best , so be good take care of yourself and don't forget your burka !
Recently I lost my fucking conscience .. Yeah.. I know.. I thought it was lost since I hit puberty ..it seems not ..
I fucking gave a big head to the sink in the bathroom .. I mean first was the sink and than was the bathtub , the result was a pretty nasty mark on my forehead ( it looks kinda sexy , I like scars , now I can brag about fightin' a pink cyber unicorn ) .
My doctor said I don't get enough sleep and I am low on stamina. I played for the last two weeks Skyrim like a Dragonborn ... fuck it I even dreamed that I fus ro dah a bitch ... never mind ... I forgot that this blog is not watched by guys .. I mean I know that some people accidentally come across this gibberish but I am like.. 110% sure that I have two readers . Two.. psycho readers .. watching me..watching what I am writing ..
I am desperately trying to sell my desktop and to buy myself an notebook to begin writing my novel , I wish someone could just buy this gaming rig once and for all .. and deliver me from this vice called gaming .. I love games .. but I know there are not the best choice for me .. As my father said ( translated from romanian ) " Are you fucking gay ? Get a girlfriend and come visit us ! That's what a guy at your age should do ! " Poor father he does not remember that faithful day when he caught me in bed with a girl 4 years older than me.. or that time when I brought home a girl and he shouted " what the fuck is my home a brothel ? " oh.. good times.. I do love my parents ..all of them ..
Anyhow .. this is it boys and girls .. I am finishing my bottle of grape juice and plunge in the world of magically dreams where I can be what the fuck I want to be ..that unless a big fat black chick is trying to rape me again .. no seriously I had a nightmare about a black fat fuckin' chick full of pentagrams carved into her skin trying to rape me . I will Fus Ro Dah any bad dreams and if that doesn't work I shall call my dragon to help me ... I fuckin' love Skyrim.. is magical .
So if you didn't understand anything about what I was talking about.. is ok.. I am the one with no alpha waves in his right hemisphere .. just watch this video and omg is so fucking cute I could die ... Love you .. sincerely .. I am so fucking alone right now but I feel that I owe you so much .. I love you all !
Nov 5, 2011
Meh..
So here I am again , talking to myself and to you my dear one and only reader. It's been some time since I had something to say , something that I would wish to say to someone or maybe just to myself , today I am maybe just a little more pissed about the society in which me and you must live . I see the lack of respect and that joyfully stupidity on most of the people faces . Those little pathetic excuses for humans are happy or sad with their insignificant lives , I am more and more a traveler ..of both time and space .. in this poor excuse of spontaneously existence . Sometimes I wish I was never been born at all , I saw too many atrocities that maybe somehow affected my mind to the point that I can not see the world as a place where I need to find my happiness . This world is driven by factors I can't rely to , we live in a decadent society driven by clowns and I can no longer laugh at their bad jokes , I wish I can find a place where I can be alone with my thoughts, I need to find a purpose worth fighting for .
You see, I can't close my eyes knowing that people are freezing to death, I can't eat when I know children are dying of starvation, I can't laugh when old men shed tears, I am utterly disgusted for being a human and taking part of this new social slavery imposed by our society . I know I can't change anything , and maybe is nothing meant to be changed because maybe I am the lunatic and is not your fault that I am crazy , but sincerely I would want to push that " end of all things button " so fucking bad ..
I can't feel your tears, I can't relate to your problems when there are bigger issues which nobody tries to overcome .. I am too small to make a change , and I will probably never be able to make a difference . I am not complaining about my life , I am content with what I have, I am at peace with my own self , but not with the world I am part of .
I just want to fade away , close my eyes and wake up when our race will not evolve from wars and murder , when we could just get along with each other , you may say I am a dreamer , maybe , but I am not the only one . Now please excuse me .. is late .. and I just want to sail away , from you my dear , from this world and from this whole realm of ignorance .
Jack
Sep 18, 2011
Lock you doors ☺
Well well well... Hello there my sweet innocent reader , I am Jack as you may already know, proudly presenting you a funny story.
So tonight after a couple of beers I am sitting alone at the window listening to some good old Johny Cash when someone is forcing my door . I looked amazed and with a grin smile on my face I took out my switch blade , unlocked the door and with a state of mind saying " come at me bro " ( I have a vital of 100% and with another 20% booze bonus ) .. but there is nobody there . Mindfuck I say.... what the fuck was I drinking... nothing extraordinary , just plain beer , the drink of Vallhala's gods . The lights were off ( the lights are turned on by motion sensors ) . Well it seems we have a ghost / vampire / entity of unknown source , trying to enter my room . " ha ha " I say in my mind thinking about what is my plan when I will meet a being thought to be supernatural : rape . So I unlocked my door , pulled up a cigar , light it up and praying to god that my neighbor is not trying to enter my place I am sitting here and wait for the one which tried to brake into my place to enter , " come at me bro " I said in my mind while pouring another glass of beer ... I am Jack god of nothing and bringer of futile posts , bringer of sorrow ..come and get me...
So..at least until someone breaks into my mansion ( and will probably be stabbed and raped ) I am saying to you goodnight ( because here..right now is fucking late ) and have a good time.. life is nothing more than a game with awesome graphics but shitty gameplay .
Sep 12, 2011
fuuck fuck fuck..and bla...I am too drunk to give a fuck
So.. I got my beer .. I got my cigars .. I got my head on my shoulders but my mind is gone .
I am writing this ,slightly drunk , I was thinking about a name , a name for a new mask , people love masks , they always do , I have a bad habit of making them from used, or not , t-shirts , I like making them creepy as fuck , because I want to express what I am .. I want people to see that I am the guy which in his spare time is looking for new ways to improve a pipe bomb or that guy who will fucking love a zombie apocalypse just because he is really tired of this life ,, this routine .. this modern slavery .
Don't get me wrong , if you see me you won't notice that I am abnormal , as a matter of fact I am not , I am just thinking ahead of my time , you know.. 2012 and the end of the world , I want to be prepared . Eh.. maybe I got too much time on my own and I am in need of a girlfriend to rule over my life .. let's go shopping .. let's watch that romantic movie , let's go out with my friends , let's pretend that love will be more powerful than your strong anarchistic desires and you will be nothing less than a small man , obedient at his most .
Fuck love my friends , love is the definition of " I want my mind to be fucked at another level " ... maybe I am looking for some mindfuck .. who knows ..certanly not me , I just created another mask .. it's more metaphorically than poetry .. Jack's cutting a t shirt creating a mask , that R. will use in his daily life . I am used to smile when I will just want to smash someone's face , I am used to go along with the society's needs... but maybe one day I could be me .. and I shall dance around the fiery flames like a madman , oh how I will dance the dance of the death and sorrow . Fuck my friends , putt me in chains and lock me away , I am doctor Jeckyll mr Hyde and his brother in law .. Jack Crowley .
I am out because I am too drunk to fucking correct all my english mistakes , I am a fucking romanian mother fucker , so please spare me of my non sense .. I can't write talk and make poetry like this while keeping an correct vocabulary .
See you next time you perishable waste of time and space .
Aug 31, 2011
Hi, my name is Jack , I am R.'s alter-ego , in many ways I control his life more or less, I helped him in many situations, he's my creator but now I am his owner.
And for today , Jack will tell your sorry ass motherfuckers how to man the fuck up and take matter into your own lousy hands .
First of all , if you are a girl , than you are practically doomed to an existence in complete and absolute intellectual darkness... I was just kidin' don't let your ovaries boil to much ..
So first of all you must realize that for your own self YOU are the center of YOUR universe, I mean things actually are like this...* I am not joking
Let's take an example : your friends , family, job , and everything else revolves around you from your own point of view . Don't let others tell you that your sorry ass is not the most important thing in the world ( I was referring to your person , not to your ass ). Don't let others to take your place, don't let them rule your life ( you don't want to be a lousy satellite when you can be the motherfuckin' Sun ! )
It's a problem with some of us which are more sensible and more dependent, some of you use to love another person so fucking much that you let them become the center of you own existence . Now that is a fucking problem kids , and let me tell you what Jack told me not to do : Do not let someone become more important than you ! . I mean this can have many twists, offcourse that when is a life or death matter you are allowed to jump in an active volcano to save a damsel in distress, but don't let that damsel in distress or that silly ass prince charming make you want to jump in a volcano because he doesn't give a shit about you anymore .
I say : Take control of your feelings , be cold , be strong , be like Jack . Even though pools shows that Jack is seen by the women as an chauvinistic pig crossed with a monkey , he's right and he does bang chicks like is no tomorrow , you can't count on that !
The truth is that when you let someone else control your feelings, or when you trust them with them , you sign your own sadness contract . So you can moan and cry, or you can say fuck this , I just read a nonsense post on a madman's blog about how my life shouldn't be so miserable because of that idiot/bitch and I have a strong feeling that I should just let this pass and enjoy life , enjoy the company of my friends or why not enjoy alcohol drugs and prostitution (remember kids use protection !)
So I know I will have probably two or three readers , I will be most gratefully If I could see a comment down below , or I don't know a sign of life , because frankly I am tired of writing this and think over and over again that nobody makes use of my manly wisdom .
And for today , Jack will tell your sorry ass motherfuckers how to man the fuck up and take matter into your own lousy hands .
First of all , if you are a girl , than you are practically doomed to an existence in complete and absolute intellectual darkness... I was just kidin' don't let your ovaries boil to much ..
So first of all you must realize that for your own self YOU are the center of YOUR universe, I mean things actually are like this...* I am not joking
Let's take an example : your friends , family, job , and everything else revolves around you from your own point of view . Don't let others tell you that your sorry ass is not the most important thing in the world ( I was referring to your person , not to your ass ). Don't let others to take your place, don't let them rule your life ( you don't want to be a lousy satellite when you can be the motherfuckin' Sun ! )
It's a problem with some of us which are more sensible and more dependent, some of you use to love another person so fucking much that you let them become the center of you own existence . Now that is a fucking problem kids , and let me tell you what Jack told me not to do : Do not let someone become more important than you ! . I mean this can have many twists, offcourse that when is a life or death matter you are allowed to jump in an active volcano to save a damsel in distress, but don't let that damsel in distress or that silly ass prince charming make you want to jump in a volcano because he doesn't give a shit about you anymore .
I say : Take control of your feelings , be cold , be strong , be like Jack . Even though pools shows that Jack is seen by the women as an chauvinistic pig crossed with a monkey , he's right and he does bang chicks like is no tomorrow , you can't count on that !
The truth is that when you let someone else control your feelings, or when you trust them with them , you sign your own sadness contract . So you can moan and cry, or you can say fuck this , I just read a nonsense post on a madman's blog about how my life shouldn't be so miserable because of that idiot/bitch and I have a strong feeling that I should just let this pass and enjoy life , enjoy the company of my friends or why not enjoy alcohol drugs and prostitution (remember kids use protection !)
So I know I will have probably two or three readers , I will be most gratefully If I could see a comment down below , or I don't know a sign of life , because frankly I am tired of writing this and think over and over again that nobody makes use of my manly wisdom .
Aug 15, 2011
Just Hopes
This is the place where R. grew up, I enter and take small steps on this plane ,far in the distance I can see the forest , I pull a cigar from the pack and light it up, inhale, let's take a walk together , shall we ?
We are walking on the same road R. walked so many times , I can almost see him and his brother heading to the river , pass the forest , on that big yellow hill with a "V" on it .
I lay down in the grass and I am starting to watch the sky , is not night yet , the sun is setting on my left and crisp red rays shine desperately from the clouds . At my right there is nothing except the plain and my shadow stretching on the grass like a memory soon to be forgotten . I open my beer bottle and take a sip , the first cigar is history but her cancerous smoke still rises to the sky .
" I fuckin' miss you people " Shouts R. from the depths of my conscience .
The Sun is going down on the other side, small bugs are crawling in the grass next to my head , I light up another cigar and lay down watching the sky again . I am feeling small , I suddenly know that even If I write this in the instance I am seeing those things you wouldn't be able to enjoy what I am feeling .
The others..the world doesn't belong "here" this is a forgotten place , an cocktail of memories , feelings and images , and to feel what I am feeling right now you will need all the ingredients .
"You" are my friend now .. come next to me so I could tell you stories about ancient battles which took place here , or how in that forest something followed R. and his brother for almost 2 miles , or how deers are coming out from the forest to greet the lone travelers or how about those hidden treasures my grandpa use to tell me about , the ones that have a bright flame just above them , and if you lured by the flame would dig them up , demons will come from and steal your mind making you insane.
There is no word to properly express your feelings, I will end this here , there is just me and the sky . I want to fade away in the memories, nothing is like it used to be , knowing this I smile at the new Moon and drink a beer in her name .
We are walking on the same road R. walked so many times , I can almost see him and his brother heading to the river , pass the forest , on that big yellow hill with a "V" on it .
I lay down in the grass and I am starting to watch the sky , is not night yet , the sun is setting on my left and crisp red rays shine desperately from the clouds . At my right there is nothing except the plain and my shadow stretching on the grass like a memory soon to be forgotten . I open my beer bottle and take a sip , the first cigar is history but her cancerous smoke still rises to the sky .
" I fuckin' miss you people " Shouts R. from the depths of my conscience .
The Sun is going down on the other side, small bugs are crawling in the grass next to my head , I light up another cigar and lay down watching the sky again . I am feeling small , I suddenly know that even If I write this in the instance I am seeing those things you wouldn't be able to enjoy what I am feeling .
The others..the world doesn't belong "here" this is a forgotten place , an cocktail of memories , feelings and images , and to feel what I am feeling right now you will need all the ingredients .
"You" are my friend now .. come next to me so I could tell you stories about ancient battles which took place here , or how in that forest something followed R. and his brother for almost 2 miles , or how deers are coming out from the forest to greet the lone travelers or how about those hidden treasures my grandpa use to tell me about , the ones that have a bright flame just above them , and if you lured by the flame would dig them up , demons will come from and steal your mind making you insane.
There is no word to properly express your feelings, I will end this here , there is just me and the sky . I want to fade away in the memories, nothing is like it used to be , knowing this I smile at the new Moon and drink a beer in her name .
Aug 14, 2011
Don't let me be misunderstood
Hi, my name is Jack. Usually I meet people with a grin smile and act like I enjoy their company, usually I eat girls souls and play with their feelings,usually I write my stuff while being drunk or high...today I am sick of me. I can't believe girls or people in general would want to hang out with me..
Tommorow I will visit my grandmom, the person who raised me at my beautifull countryside ,I miss the old times,life was so simple yet so good, I wish I could have the talent to tell you about things,funny things, I did while I wondered that land. But let's make this short, I miss someone right now, is nothing I can't handle but IWould surely be better without this feeling. My happiness shall not depend on someone or something...yet I can't be really happy without this person . Today my soul craves but I can assure you I am working on this, and when my mind will return I wil be the same jackass everybody knows.
I fucking miss you , silly girl , you stone cold killer of joy.
Tommorow I will visit my grandmom, the person who raised me at my beautifull countryside ,I miss the old times,life was so simple yet so good, I wish I could have the talent to tell you about things,funny things, I did while I wondered that land. But let's make this short, I miss someone right now, is nothing I can't handle but IWould surely be better without this feeling. My happiness shall not depend on someone or something...yet I can't be really happy without this person . Today my soul craves but I can assure you I am working on this, and when my mind will return I wil be the same jackass everybody knows.
I fucking miss you , silly girl , you stone cold killer of joy.
Aug 10, 2011
Reach out touch faith
Wait..wait a second , must light up a cigar..
So many of you ( probably none ) are wondering why do I like this girl , I mean I am the Jack , I do not like girls and in the most chauvinistic manner I just use them for my own hedonistic pleasure . Well I like her because she succeed to be more bitchy than any other girl before , I tend to be sincere to girls, and when I like them I usually go to them ..and say it .. ( Yekshmas ma name is Borat , I like you , how much !? ) Well this time something was wrong , she didn't reply with the characteristic smiley face and "I want you in me" phrase , actually it was ice cold and kinda offended that I had the nerve to tell her that she's damn hot .
you know what .. I still didn't light up that cigar.. must..get..cigar..good.. good now I am smoking like a rastafari . Well the girl had some issues she likes video games , listens to good music she's pretty hot and the most important thing she's a smartass .. I mean literally she knows what the hell is doing .. this thing was contradictory to my beliefs and sometimes I just like watching her ramble :|about work and stuff related to work .. stuff I must know ..and probably don't .. just sayin'
Well enough about her because she will probably read this stuff and will puff up like a puffer fish thinking I am all into her . Thing which is not entirely true , I like her , I like talking to her but it feels like she's so far away and I can't reach out, while ..others are lurking and waiting for a chance .
So right now she's out there with a guy watching a movie or eating something , while I am writing this , more for her than for me , and I am wondering .. how and why am I doing this ? Do I really like this girl so much that I am doing something because she likes or am I really doing this because I enjoy this and I don't want it to end .
I don't know, and probably YOU shouldn't know, now I am going to drink a beer and play the waiting game . Outside is pouring, I couldn't resist at work .. I went at work at 6 AM and call it a day at 8 AM .. I almost felt asleep five times and fuck me sideways if I won't go to bed at 9 tonight .
So the song for today is Depeche Mode - Reach out touch faith . Enjoy it and thanks for reading what I had to say . You will enjoy it more after she will stop talking to me, I bet that .
So many of you ( probably none ) are wondering why do I like this girl , I mean I am the Jack , I do not like girls and in the most chauvinistic manner I just use them for my own hedonistic pleasure . Well I like her because she succeed to be more bitchy than any other girl before , I tend to be sincere to girls, and when I like them I usually go to them ..and say it .. ( Yekshmas ma name is Borat , I like you , how much !? ) Well this time something was wrong , she didn't reply with the characteristic smiley face and "I want you in me" phrase , actually it was ice cold and kinda offended that I had the nerve to tell her that she's damn hot .
you know what .. I still didn't light up that cigar.. must..get..cigar..good.. good now I am smoking like a rastafari . Well the girl had some issues she likes video games , listens to good music she's pretty hot and the most important thing she's a smartass .. I mean literally she knows what the hell is doing .. this thing was contradictory to my beliefs and sometimes I just like watching her ramble :|about work and stuff related to work .. stuff I must know ..and probably don't .. just sayin'
Well enough about her because she will probably read this stuff and will puff up like a puffer fish thinking I am all into her . Thing which is not entirely true , I like her , I like talking to her but it feels like she's so far away and I can't reach out, while ..others are lurking and waiting for a chance .
So right now she's out there with a guy watching a movie or eating something , while I am writing this , more for her than for me , and I am wondering .. how and why am I doing this ? Do I really like this girl so much that I am doing something because she likes or am I really doing this because I enjoy this and I don't want it to end .
I don't know, and probably YOU shouldn't know, now I am going to drink a beer and play the waiting game . Outside is pouring, I couldn't resist at work .. I went at work at 6 AM and call it a day at 8 AM .. I almost felt asleep five times and fuck me sideways if I won't go to bed at 9 tonight .
So the song for today is Depeche Mode - Reach out touch faith . Enjoy it and thanks for reading what I had to say . You will enjoy it more after she will stop talking to me, I bet that .
Aug 8, 2011
Let's burn the world together
I welcome myself back to the internet , while you are reading my words of wisdom
I am probably riding my pink turbo unicorn to the dreamland to meet my damsel in distress and kidnap her ... I do that more often than you think .
Well.. about what should we talk tonight ? About the fact that I drank so much that I sang Zombie by The Cranberries on my way to work .. at work .. at my coffee brake .. at the phone ? Or should I talk about a girl who pretty much toked over my mind ? Hm.. I bet you would want to read about that foxy lady with the power to amaze the Jack .
While the last subject is pretty interesting and funny , because I always said love and feelings in general makes you look dumb , act dumb and ..as a matter of fact I already did some fucking dumber than dirt things.. I can't help myself to wonder about this fuzzy feeling that runs like a drug in my veins . I like the feeling and I am willing to try it some more , need some more of this stuff.. eh fuck it I want it all . I will be the Scarface of the feelings and were you silly beings are failing and burning in flames I will succeed , and you know why ? Because I am that chauvinistic narcissistic fella that didn't believe in silly feelings .
So let's do this and after that scream " all the humanity " when the Hindenburg Jack will crash to the ground . All hail to me and my new hobby ..soul archeology.. digging little fragments to crop something I thought it was lost ..or is it really lost ? We shall see !
To be continued
Also I am sorry for not writing more and also I am sorry for the mistakes ( no I am not .. if you find a mistake I call it a trademark )
I am probably riding my pink turbo unicorn to the dreamland to meet my damsel in distress and kidnap her ... I do that more often than you think .
Well.. about what should we talk tonight ? About the fact that I drank so much that I sang Zombie by The Cranberries on my way to work .. at work .. at my coffee brake .. at the phone ? Or should I talk about a girl who pretty much toked over my mind ? Hm.. I bet you would want to read about that foxy lady with the power to amaze the Jack .
While the last subject is pretty interesting and funny , because I always said love and feelings in general makes you look dumb , act dumb and ..as a matter of fact I already did some fucking dumber than dirt things.. I can't help myself to wonder about this fuzzy feeling that runs like a drug in my veins . I like the feeling and I am willing to try it some more , need some more of this stuff.. eh fuck it I want it all . I will be the Scarface of the feelings and were you silly beings are failing and burning in flames I will succeed , and you know why ? Because I am that chauvinistic narcissistic fella that didn't believe in silly feelings .
So let's do this and after that scream " all the humanity " when the Hindenburg Jack will crash to the ground . All hail to me and my new hobby ..soul archeology.. digging little fragments to crop something I thought it was lost ..or is it really lost ? We shall see !
To be continued
Also I am sorry for not writing more and also I am sorry for the mistakes ( no I am not .. if you find a mistake I call it a trademark )
Jun 4, 2011
Ain't got nothing
My dear reader , I am smoking a cigar , drinking a glass of cold wine which gives me shivers down my spine , I just opened the window and some birds are singing in the night . The smoke of this sweet cancerous flaming bonbon makes me think about things a puny human should not be allowed to think of .
I am wondering why I have this lack of emotion towards people in general , the ones that are feeling this mostly are the girls which have the bad luck to met me .
I like to consume and move on , but lately I become more and more bored of this , I need a bad woman .. I need a challenge , I am sick of the first 4 levels , is like a demo , now I need to move one , aim higher ... but .. eh .. enough with this madness .
I meet some new cool people, I moved out on my own , I am dating two girls , I am drinking wine , smoking a cigar and enjoying my sweet free time .
Now people I am going to take a walk outside of my headquarters and see what is up with this old medieval town late at night .
See you on the other side , and remember : there is no reason to ever feel alone or down . I am going now my dear reader , but I am living you with this song :
I am wondering why I have this lack of emotion towards people in general , the ones that are feeling this mostly are the girls which have the bad luck to met me .
I like to consume and move on , but lately I become more and more bored of this , I need a bad woman .. I need a challenge , I am sick of the first 4 levels , is like a demo , now I need to move one , aim higher ... but .. eh .. enough with this madness .
I meet some new cool people, I moved out on my own , I am dating two girls , I am drinking wine , smoking a cigar and enjoying my sweet free time .
Now people I am going to take a walk outside of my headquarters and see what is up with this old medieval town late at night .
See you on the other side , and remember : there is no reason to ever feel alone or down . I am going now my dear reader , but I am living you with this song :
May 2, 2011
Not posting and things like that
Hello people , due to popular request I am back with a little post . Currently I am trying to maintain my stamina for tomorrow's day work . I am deeply sorry I didn't do something legendary or even epically enough to write it down. I was just working sleeping , banging two chicks at a time , drinking tiger blood and checking my Adonis DNA like a master warlock . I wonder how many of you will get that joke.. It's pretty sad because I can hardly find someone who will get a joke about something like this , or an internet meme / sensation I am being ostracized by my own jokes . U Y NO Understand them ? Maybe because I aim to high.. yeah.. maybe I am becoming an hipster joker not using the normal mainstream " yo mama " jokes .. eh fuck jokes , let's talk about love and how love can make you dumber than dirt .
For my audience ..which consist of two 13 years old girls , The Easter Bunny and probably an ex stalker girlfriend .. which by the way almost broke my fingers last time we met ( yeah I am talking about you .. you are one crazy little sexy girl ..but you're crazy ). .. almost lost my idea , so we were talking about love , fuck love , makes you act dumb and silly , period .
But for those which in their sublime ignorance can still feel such deep things I can only envy you and say this : " enjoy it brothers and sisters, and just for you I summoned the King ! "
For my audience ..which consist of two 13 years old girls , The Easter Bunny and probably an ex stalker girlfriend .. which by the way almost broke my fingers last time we met ( yeah I am talking about you .. you are one crazy little sexy girl ..but you're crazy ). .. almost lost my idea , so we were talking about love , fuck love , makes you act dumb and silly , period .
But for those which in their sublime ignorance can still feel such deep things I can only envy you and say this : " enjoy it brothers and sisters, and just for you I summoned the King ! "
Mar 28, 2011
Peace
I wanted to talk with someone tonight , with an complete stranger , with someone I wouldn't meet again . I don't really had a subject , I just felt the need to say something and than forget about it .
The only person I felt that would understand me, was me though, I don't want to sound like an 12 years old with a social disorder , but sometimes is better to talk with yourself than to try to explain feelings to another human . My theory is that every night I die and every morning I am reborn as a new individual , sometimes with a headache , and with my hair pointing to the four corners of the earth simultaneously .
I am listening to Johnny Cash, and I am asking myself over and over again , what am I really writing , I can't describe my feelings , and I know that no sane person should give a damn about my state of mind ... the epiphany you have after drinking four beers and smoking five cigars ... the love you want to share, that wisdom of a mad man that you poses , ah we humans are so funny , and you know maybe one time somebody told you that you are not the center of the universe , that others are more than you will ever be , that your opinion doesn't matter so much , and that you must stop being so selfish from time to time .
I say... you are the center of your own universe , and for yourself your opinions will count more than what others will tell you in their life time , be what you want to be , be simple and humble though . Is better to let others discover that you are more than meets the eye .
I am a simple guy , possessing a simple mind , people call me stupid and ignorant , girls are telling me that my chauvinistic way of life will make me end up alone with a broken heart , begging some attention, but I am the center of my universe , my world is spinning in the opposite direction , I am and I will be Jack forever and after , and no matter what you will say , I will still love you as a brother or sister, as a human .
Good night my friends and foes , my heart is pleased and my mind is blessed , tonight we shall remember the legend of Johnny Cash .
The only person I felt that would understand me, was me though, I don't want to sound like an 12 years old with a social disorder , but sometimes is better to talk with yourself than to try to explain feelings to another human . My theory is that every night I die and every morning I am reborn as a new individual , sometimes with a headache , and with my hair pointing to the four corners of the earth simultaneously .
I am listening to Johnny Cash, and I am asking myself over and over again , what am I really writing , I can't describe my feelings , and I know that no sane person should give a damn about my state of mind ... the epiphany you have after drinking four beers and smoking five cigars ... the love you want to share, that wisdom of a mad man that you poses , ah we humans are so funny , and you know maybe one time somebody told you that you are not the center of the universe , that others are more than you will ever be , that your opinion doesn't matter so much , and that you must stop being so selfish from time to time .
I say... you are the center of your own universe , and for yourself your opinions will count more than what others will tell you in their life time , be what you want to be , be simple and humble though . Is better to let others discover that you are more than meets the eye .
I am a simple guy , possessing a simple mind , people call me stupid and ignorant , girls are telling me that my chauvinistic way of life will make me end up alone with a broken heart , begging some attention, but I am the center of my universe , my world is spinning in the opposite direction , I am and I will be Jack forever and after , and no matter what you will say , I will still love you as a brother or sister, as a human .
Good night my friends and foes , my heart is pleased and my mind is blessed , tonight we shall remember the legend of Johnny Cash .
Mar 21, 2011
The fuck was given
I tried to take a nap because tomorrow I need to get to work at 6 AM , but fuck me sideways if I can grab that motherfucker beautiful healthy sleep . So I opened a bottle of beer , lighten up a friendly neighborhood cancerous cigar, and started writing on my so called blog .
I am currently listening to Clutch , band that if you are not aware of , I pray to God that you won't make baby boys because they will be automatically gay . Listen to them ..is one of the 11 Commandments , " Thou shall listen to Clutch until you pass out "
*Cranking up the volume , sipped a quarter of the bottle and almost burned myself with the cigar .
I've got a new job , in a pretty nice place , I mean overall nothing is too good but at least I know some people and when I say good people I am probably referring to four or five of them , the rest of them are like.. neutral ..
I remembered that Libya or ..that Gaddafi motherfucker tries to play war with the western society .. yo Gaddafi who the fuck you think you are killing your own people like that ? Dude you don't have class . I mean look at Stalin ..the motherfucker killed around 20 millions of his own peps but Churchill and Roosevelt kissed his red ass all the way .
Gaddafi I know you can do better , I mean I saw that the french fag frogs are attacking your country ... com'on you are attacked by the FRENCH !
Oulalala sacre blue omlete du fromage... pfft ...
I am wondering if anyone of those two readers of mine knows who le fuck was "General Butt Naked " Another classy motherfucker who thought that is protected by bullets if he's fighting ..butt naked after he literally eats a small child .
Is simply redundant ... So many fucked up countries in this world and there you are mr Gaddafi just fighting some rebels , not even owning a Death Star .. and suddenly you are attacked by the French and so on ..
*Inhales the last bit of the cigar , and makes a circle with the smoke
You know what ..this is a waste of time and lacks any meaning , is not even funny , and is certainly not an pamphlet .
Fuck you Gaddafi , and fuck everyone that would raise a weapon to slay another human being.
This the thing that sickens me the most ...we humans tend to evolve to kill each other more and more pro efficient .. why the fuck all those forces and resources didn't go to Japan to help them straighten their shit up .
But yeah who the hell am I to ask those questions ... oh wait I know who I am, I am the guy with the natural born right to give a fuck .
I am currently listening to Clutch , band that if you are not aware of , I pray to God that you won't make baby boys because they will be automatically gay . Listen to them ..is one of the 11 Commandments , " Thou shall listen to Clutch until you pass out "
*Cranking up the volume , sipped a quarter of the bottle and almost burned myself with the cigar .
I've got a new job , in a pretty nice place , I mean overall nothing is too good but at least I know some people and when I say good people I am probably referring to four or five of them , the rest of them are like.. neutral ..
I remembered that Libya or ..that Gaddafi motherfucker tries to play war with the western society .. yo Gaddafi who the fuck you think you are killing your own people like that ? Dude you don't have class . I mean look at Stalin ..the motherfucker killed around 20 millions of his own peps but Churchill and Roosevelt kissed his red ass all the way .
Gaddafi I know you can do better , I mean I saw that the french fag frogs are attacking your country ... com'on you are attacked by the FRENCH !
Oulalala sacre blue omlete du fromage... pfft ...
I am wondering if anyone of those two readers of mine knows who le fuck was "General Butt Naked " Another classy motherfucker who thought that is protected by bullets if he's fighting ..butt naked after he literally eats a small child .
Is simply redundant ... So many fucked up countries in this world and there you are mr Gaddafi just fighting some rebels , not even owning a Death Star .. and suddenly you are attacked by the French and so on ..
*Inhales the last bit of the cigar , and makes a circle with the smoke
You know what ..this is a waste of time and lacks any meaning , is not even funny , and is certainly not an pamphlet .
Fuck you Gaddafi , and fuck everyone that would raise a weapon to slay another human being.
This the thing that sickens me the most ...we humans tend to evolve to kill each other more and more pro efficient .. why the fuck all those forces and resources didn't go to Japan to help them straighten their shit up .
But yeah who the hell am I to ask those questions ... oh wait I know who I am, I am the guy with the natural born right to give a fuck .
Feb 19, 2011
Mesaj important !
Buna seara , imi pare rau sa va anunt pe aceasta cale insa e un lucru destul de dificil ce presupune siguranta mea si probabil a catorva gagici pe care tin sa le salvez de la "zombie apocalypse" ce va urma.
Imi pare rau pentru voi..trebuie sa va duceti sa va vaccinati , am fost contactat de persoane foarte sus puse , spalatori de geamuri pe zgarie nori ce mi-au transmis faptul ca la nivel Planetar a fost pusa la cale o conspiratie de catre Iluminati care dupa ce au pierdut un pariu cu Masonii au decis sa lanseze un virus ... da prieteni este vorba de gripa porcina .. stiu nu e un subiect de ras in nici un caz .. in nici un caz. Este trist si foarte grav ceea ce se intampla in momentul asta , am aflat ca cercetatori de la C.E.R.N dupa ce au esuat sa loveasca acei protoni si sa distruga Terra printr'o gaura de vierme creata de cantitatea imensa de antimaterie ... au fost angajati de catre Iluminati pentru dezvoltarea acestui virus .. AH1N1 . Acestia au tinut un porc in acceleratorul de particule dand viteza la medium low.. protonii au creat o senzatie de frig ..porcul a racit si de aici a pornit totul .
Cum anul 2012 se apropie tin sa va anunt ca toti cei care au facut vaccinul poarta acum in ei cifra 666 scris IN CODUL GENETIC ...toti vor devenii zombie .. toti inafara de mine . Eu am fost contactat de sursele mele sa stau departe iar de atunci sunt in carantina , avand provizii destule de bere si nachos cat sa-mi ajunga pana cand pericolul initial va trece .
Primele simptome ale acestui virus sunt :
- stari de stres ( chiar si cand nu sunteti la perioada )
- dorinta de a manca creier uman
- tendinta de a nu ma iubi pe mine . ( Jack )
- dorinta de a compune poezii
- stari generale de emoism infantil in cazul pustoaicelor de 15 ani care nu isi inteleg scopul in viata *
- lipsa pulsului .
Imi dau seama ca voi creea panica cu acest post , insa acum sunteti avertizati si constienti de ceea ce se va intampla cu voi, oricum nu mai aveti sanse . Eu ma voi retrage in munti unde deja am fost contactat de rudele mele de pe Planeta Nibiru , tot acolo am un calendar Maias vechi iar langa un mic mayas care lucreaz la calendarul Maias Nou .
Pace fie cu voi , atat in suflete cat si in gandire... the great Nephilim are coming to battle the robot zombie nazis !
* Scopul fetelor e sa faca sandwich uri cat mai bune si sa aduca berea atunci cand Noi stam pe canapea si ne uitam la ceva interesant .
Nimanui nu ii pasa de durerea ta de fufa lipsita de creier , oamenii au probleme mai mari si or sa aiba probleme mai mari decat vei avea tu toata viata .
Degeaba iti plangi de mila pe messenger si la coltul blocului , parintii tai stiu de ce te bat .
Imi pare rau pentru voi..trebuie sa va duceti sa va vaccinati , am fost contactat de persoane foarte sus puse , spalatori de geamuri pe zgarie nori ce mi-au transmis faptul ca la nivel Planetar a fost pusa la cale o conspiratie de catre Iluminati care dupa ce au pierdut un pariu cu Masonii au decis sa lanseze un virus ... da prieteni este vorba de gripa porcina .. stiu nu e un subiect de ras in nici un caz .. in nici un caz. Este trist si foarte grav ceea ce se intampla in momentul asta , am aflat ca cercetatori de la C.E.R.N dupa ce au esuat sa loveasca acei protoni si sa distruga Terra printr'o gaura de vierme creata de cantitatea imensa de antimaterie ... au fost angajati de catre Iluminati pentru dezvoltarea acestui virus .. AH1N1 . Acestia au tinut un porc in acceleratorul de particule dand viteza la medium low.. protonii au creat o senzatie de frig ..porcul a racit si de aici a pornit totul .
Cum anul 2012 se apropie tin sa va anunt ca toti cei care au facut vaccinul poarta acum in ei cifra 666 scris IN CODUL GENETIC ...toti vor devenii zombie .. toti inafara de mine . Eu am fost contactat de sursele mele sa stau departe iar de atunci sunt in carantina , avand provizii destule de bere si nachos cat sa-mi ajunga pana cand pericolul initial va trece .
Primele simptome ale acestui virus sunt :
- stari de stres ( chiar si cand nu sunteti la perioada )
- dorinta de a manca creier uman
- tendinta de a nu ma iubi pe mine . ( Jack )
- dorinta de a compune poezii
- stari generale de emoism infantil in cazul pustoaicelor de 15 ani care nu isi inteleg scopul in viata *
- lipsa pulsului .
Imi dau seama ca voi creea panica cu acest post , insa acum sunteti avertizati si constienti de ceea ce se va intampla cu voi, oricum nu mai aveti sanse . Eu ma voi retrage in munti unde deja am fost contactat de rudele mele de pe Planeta Nibiru , tot acolo am un calendar Maias vechi iar langa un mic mayas care lucreaz la calendarul Maias Nou .
Pace fie cu voi , atat in suflete cat si in gandire... the great Nephilim are coming to battle the robot zombie nazis !
* Scopul fetelor e sa faca sandwich uri cat mai bune si sa aduca berea atunci cand Noi stam pe canapea si ne uitam la ceva interesant .
Nimanui nu ii pasa de durerea ta de fufa lipsita de creier , oamenii au probleme mai mari si or sa aiba probleme mai mari decat vei avea tu toata viata .
Degeaba iti plangi de mila pe messenger si la coltul blocului , parintii tai stiu de ce te bat .
Jan 24, 2011
What what .. in the butt ?!
I spent nine days at my country side , without any link with the civilized world , I felt that I was somehow disconnected from this big network , the weather was awful , mud , rain and sometimes snow accompanied by the howling wind and the ever present cold . My grandmother faces this realm everyday , all alone in a village taken from the post Medieval times .
Armed with my laptop , and a couple packs of cigars I stood there , day by day contemplating the wonders of isolation and craving for some signal on my mobile modem .
I left that place two days ago , I don't know why but when I was younger the nights spent there were pretty much terrifying , I always thought that in the darkest corners was some evil thing ready to grab me . Don't know for sure if it was just a phobia but me and my bro had some pretty neat experiences near the forest , located approximately at 3 kilometers from the village ( night time , flashlights and some spooky things ) .
Anyway the funniest thing that happened over there recently was ( sadly ) one of my dreams , well in this awesome dream of mine , suddenly in the courtyard began to appear some weird children .
As I thought they were really demons , and I , like a good wannabe exorcist had the job to get rid of them ... And boy how I exorcised the crap out of them... with some wooden bats , my personal fists and boots .. I felt enlighten , they were scared shitles and I was beating the evil matter out of them while praising the Lawd .
Actually I never had been a religious type of guy , I like science ..and while magnets are natural wonders and miracles I stood there and accepted the evolution without questioning anything , unfortunately what Darwin omitted to say in his writings was that a small part of dudes are evolved from the "sus scrofa" ( Like me ) .
Ever wondered what would you say if Satan himself will appear one day in front of your mortal eyes and told you " I have an offer you can't refuse " ? I don't know for sure but probably in exchange for my soul I will butt fuck him .. I am not gay and I don't have anything against gay people ( hei ..more girls for me equals more sandwiches so it's a win win situation ) . But imagine the look on the devils face when you will tell him , prepare for "surprise buttsex motherfucker " Hell .. How can he drag you in ..Hell knowing that he was your bitch ? I remember that part from Prison Brake where the bitch inmates would hang from the pockets of their sugar daddy ..
Ok.. enough with my gay adventures with mr Devil .. I am going to take a good long nap , and with a little luck I will dream something nicer this time .
So long internets and you two people which are still reading this non sense . I love you ..what what .. in the butt ?!
Armed with my laptop , and a couple packs of cigars I stood there , day by day contemplating the wonders of isolation and craving for some signal on my mobile modem .
I left that place two days ago , I don't know why but when I was younger the nights spent there were pretty much terrifying , I always thought that in the darkest corners was some evil thing ready to grab me . Don't know for sure if it was just a phobia but me and my bro had some pretty neat experiences near the forest , located approximately at 3 kilometers from the village ( night time , flashlights and some spooky things ) .
Anyway the funniest thing that happened over there recently was ( sadly ) one of my dreams , well in this awesome dream of mine , suddenly in the courtyard began to appear some weird children .
As I thought they were really demons , and I , like a good wannabe exorcist had the job to get rid of them ... And boy how I exorcised the crap out of them... with some wooden bats , my personal fists and boots .. I felt enlighten , they were scared shitles and I was beating the evil matter out of them while praising the Lawd .
Actually I never had been a religious type of guy , I like science ..and while magnets are natural wonders and miracles I stood there and accepted the evolution without questioning anything , unfortunately what Darwin omitted to say in his writings was that a small part of dudes are evolved from the "sus scrofa" ( Like me ) .
Ever wondered what would you say if Satan himself will appear one day in front of your mortal eyes and told you " I have an offer you can't refuse " ? I don't know for sure but probably in exchange for my soul I will butt fuck him .. I am not gay and I don't have anything against gay people ( hei ..more girls for me equals more sandwiches so it's a win win situation ) . But imagine the look on the devils face when you will tell him , prepare for "surprise buttsex motherfucker " Hell .. How can he drag you in ..Hell knowing that he was your bitch ? I remember that part from Prison Brake where the bitch inmates would hang from the pockets of their sugar daddy ..
Ok.. enough with my gay adventures with mr Devil .. I am going to take a good long nap , and with a little luck I will dream something nicer this time .
So long internets and you two people which are still reading this non sense . I love you ..what what .. in the butt ?!
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