The fuck was given

       I tried to take a nap because tomorrow I need to get to work at 6 AM , but fuck me sideways if I can grab that motherfucker beautiful healthy sleep . So I opened a bottle of beer , lighten up a friendly neighborhood cancerous cigar, and started writing on my so called blog .
      I am currently listening to Clutch , band that if you are not aware of , I pray to God that you won't make baby boys because they will be automatically gay . Listen to them ..is one of the 11 Commandments , " Thou shall listen to Clutch until you pass out "
       *Cranking up the volume , sipped a quarter of the bottle and almost burned myself with the cigar .

I've got a new job , in a pretty nice place , I mean overall nothing is too good but at least I know some people and when I say good people I am probably referring to four or five of them , the rest of them are like.. neutral ..
I remembered that Libya or ..that Gaddafi motherfucker tries to play war with the western society .. yo Gaddafi who the fuck you think you are killing your own people like that ? Dude you don't have class .  I mean look at Stalin ..the motherfucker killed around 20 millions of his own peps but Churchill and Roosevelt kissed his red ass all the way .
Gaddafi I know you can do better , I mean I saw that the french fag frogs are attacking your country ... com'on you are attacked by the FRENCH ! 
Oulalala sacre blue omlete du fromage...  pfft ...
                    I am wondering if anyone of those two readers of mine knows who le fuck was "General Butt Naked "  Another classy motherfucker who thought that is protected by bullets if he's fighting ..butt naked after he literally eats a small child .
Is simply redundant ... So many fucked up countries in this world and there you are mr Gaddafi just fighting some rebels , not even owning a Death Star .. and suddenly you are attacked by the French and so on ..
                 *Inhales the last bit of the cigar , and makes a circle with the smoke
You know what ..this is a waste of time and lacks any meaning , is not even funny , and is certainly not an pamphlet .
Fuck you Gaddafi , and fuck everyone that would raise a weapon to slay another human being.
This the thing that sickens me the most ...we humans tend to evolve to kill each other more and more pro efficient .. why the fuck all those forces and resources didn't go to Japan to help them straighten their shit up .
               But yeah who the hell am I to ask those questions ... oh wait I know who I am, I am the guy with the natural born right to give a fuck .

Mesaj important !

           Buna seara , imi pare rau sa va anunt pe aceasta cale insa e un lucru destul de dificil ce presupune siguranta mea si probabil a catorva gagici pe care tin sa le salvez de la "zombie apocalypse" ce va urma.
              Imi pare rau pentru voi..trebuie sa va duceti sa va vaccinati , am fost contactat de persoane foarte sus puse , spalatori de geamuri pe zgarie nori ce mi-au transmis faptul ca la nivel Planetar a fost pusa la cale o conspiratie de catre Iluminati care dupa ce au pierdut un pariu cu Masonii au decis sa lanseze un virus ... da prieteni este vorba de gripa porcina .. stiu nu e un subiect de ras in nici un caz .. in nici un caz. Este trist si foarte grav ceea ce se intampla in momentul asta ,  am aflat ca cercetatori de la C.E.R.N dupa ce au esuat sa loveasca acei protoni si sa distruga Terra printr'o gaura de vierme creata de cantitatea imensa de antimaterie ... au fost angajati de catre Iluminati pentru dezvoltarea acestui virus .. AH1N1 . Acestia au tinut un porc in acceleratorul de particule dand viteza la medium low.. protonii au creat o senzatie de frig ..porcul a racit si de aici a pornit totul .
           Cum anul 2012 se apropie tin sa va anunt ca toti cei care au facut vaccinul poarta acum in ei cifra 666 scris IN CODUL GENETIC ...toti vor devenii zombie .. toti inafara de mine . Eu am fost contactat de sursele mele sa stau departe iar de atunci sunt in carantina , avand provizii destule de bere si nachos cat sa-mi ajunga pana cand pericolul initial va trece .
            Primele simptome ale acestui virus sunt :
- stari de stres ( chiar si cand nu sunteti la perioada )
- dorinta de a manca creier uman
- tendinta de a nu ma iubi pe mine . ( Jack )
- dorinta de a compune poezii
- stari generale de emoism infantil in cazul pustoaicelor de 15 ani care nu isi inteleg scopul in viata *
- lipsa pulsului .
               Imi dau seama ca voi creea panica cu acest post , insa acum sunteti avertizati si constienti de ceea ce se va intampla cu voi, oricum nu mai aveti sanse . Eu ma voi retrage in munti unde deja am fost contactat de rudele mele de pe Planeta Nibiru , tot acolo am un calendar Maias vechi iar langa  un mic mayas care lucreaz la calendarul Maias Nou .
       Pace fie cu voi , atat in suflete cat si in gandire... the great Nephilim are coming to battle the robot zombie nazis !



* Scopul fetelor e sa faca sandwich uri cat mai bune si sa aduca berea atunci cand Noi stam pe canapea si ne uitam la ceva interesant .
Nimanui nu ii pasa de durerea ta de fufa lipsita de creier , oamenii au probleme mai mari si or sa aiba probleme mai mari decat vei avea tu toata viata .
Degeaba iti plangi de mila pe messenger si la coltul blocului , parintii tai stiu de ce te bat .

What what .. in the butt ?!

             I spent nine days at my country side , without any link with the civilized world , I felt that I was somehow disconnected from this big network , the weather was awful , mud , rain and sometimes snow accompanied by the howling wind and the ever present cold . My grandmother faces this realm everyday , all alone in a village taken from the post Medieval times .
             Armed with my laptop , and a couple packs of cigars I stood there , day by day contemplating the wonders of isolation and craving for some signal on my mobile modem .
 I left that place two days ago , I don't know why but when I was younger the nights spent there were pretty much terrifying , I always thought that in the darkest corners was some evil thing ready to grab me . Don't know for sure if it was just a phobia but me and my bro had some pretty neat experiences near the forest , located approximately at 3 kilometers from the village ( night time , flashlights and some spooky things ) .
             Anyway the funniest thing that happened over there recently was ( sadly ) one of my dreams , well in this awesome dream of mine , suddenly in the courtyard began to appear some weird children .
As I thought they were really demons , and I , like a good wannabe exorcist had the job to get rid of them ... And boy how I exorcised the crap out of them... with some wooden bats , my personal fists and boots .. I felt enlighten , they were scared shitles and I was beating the evil matter out of them while praising the Lawd .
             Actually I never had been a religious type of guy , I like science ..and while magnets are natural wonders and miracles I stood there and accepted the evolution without questioning anything , unfortunately what Darwin omitted to say in his writings was that a small part of dudes are evolved from the "sus scrofa" ( Like me ) .
            Ever wondered what would you say if Satan himself will appear one day in front of your mortal eyes and told you " I have an offer you can't refuse " ?  I don't know for sure but probably in exchange for my soul I will butt fuck him .. I am not gay and I don't have anything against gay people ( hei ..more girls for me equals more sandwiches so it's a win win situation ) . But imagine the look on the devils face when you will tell him , prepare for "surprise buttsex motherfucker " Hell .. How can he drag you in ..Hell knowing that he was your bitch ? I remember that part from Prison Brake where the bitch inmates would hang from the pockets of their sugar daddy ..
             Ok.. enough with my gay adventures with mr Devil .. I am going to take a good long nap , and with a little luck I will dream something nicer this time .

So long internets and you two people which are still reading this non sense . I love you ..what what .. in the butt ?!

I will let you down , I will make you hurt

I hurt myself today,                 
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
you are someone else
I am still right here

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt

I will let you down
I will make you hurt

if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

No name posting has no name

Standing with my two buddies in the same bed and watching "Weeds" I didn't posted anything new but hey.. I am busy guy hanging out night after night in different places..usually other than my "home base" .  Another year has passed and this month was..oh boy how should I say this..  I mean I have done so many things... ( vodka time lapse )
      Now I gotta go, one of my friends is looking at my lappy and watches what I write here ... lols
Stay safe kids and remember uncle Jack loves you and your mom !

PS . Happy Holidays kids & moms .
I wove u :3

Pentru voi

     Din nou acasa dupa o scurta plimbare prin zapada , prin frigul de afara . Am stat putin in fata blocului contempland cladirile , luna cerul , sperand in sinea mea la un semn de la o divinitate inca nedescoperita .
M-am asezat pe un gard din metal si am ramas acolo cateva minute bucurandu-ma de linistea de la miezul noptii . Cateva beculete colo , un bradut impodobit si acoperit putin de zapada si linistea...linistea pe care o cautam mereu . Sunt un om destul de aiurit de felul meu, imi e teama constant de faptul ca o sa ajung doar un baiat mare care nu o sa treaca de pragul acela al maturizarii.. the big step . Mereu am fugit de lucruri , mereu am fugit de ce mi se parea prea complex , de sentimente de obligatii ... nimic nou sub soare , sunt sigur ca toti trecem cateodata prin anumite clipe in care totul ni se pare pierdut sau fara rost , cand nimeni nu ne intelege . Eu am sarit peste neintelegeri si am inceput sa fug de mine insumi, sa incerc sa dispar , as fi incercat sa hibernez cu lunile sa inchid ochii pentru a ma ascunde mai eficace de oamenii din jurul meu .
      In seara asta , stand pe bara aia rece a gardului , mi-am dat seama ca sunt dator , sunt dator celor care au stat langa mine , celor care m-au urat si care m-au amenintat , celor care m-au lovit si celor care m-au imbratisat .
      Fuga mea , macar in seara asta , a luat sfarsit , pentru un moment am ridicat ochii catre cerul asta mare care ne acopera pe toti si am spus " multumesc pentru tot " , sunt o persoana ciudata din prea multe puncte de vedere , probabil insuportabila cateodata , nu sunt neaparat un om rau.. doar antipatic de cele mai multe ori, dar asa cum sunt in viata mea au intrat si au iesit atatia oameni fiecare lasand o mica parte din ei iar fiecaruia ma simt dator macar cu un "multumesc" .
     E destul de putin , stiu , sper ca intr'o buna zi sa va pot oferi mai mult decat un scurt elogiu, voi cei care ma cunoasteti sunteti universul meu, fara voi eu nu as fi decat o minte searbada lipista de contactul cu realitate . Am incercat sa fug de voi , v-am intors spatele sau v-am dezamagit cand ati avut mai multa nevoie de mine .
Am fost las, am fost prost si sanse sa devin mai bun sunt slabe, dar in momente ca astea realizez ca defapt nu urasc sarbatorile , nu-l urasc pe Dumnezeu si nu va vreau niciodata raul , defapt urasc neputinta mea de a face ceva maret pentru toti cei care ma inconjoara si nu numai.
     Am spus destul de usor " iubesc " , mi-a placut de multe ori sa ma agit in cocktailul ciudat de sentimente dupa care sa ma imbat cu ele , ca mai apoi sa ma trezesc mahmur lipist de vlaga , cu dorinta de a ramane singur . De data asta e diferit , va iubesc pe voi , sincer poate am avut micile noastre diferente , poate ne-am contrazis si ne-am certat , poate am uitat unii de altii si fiecare a mers pe calea sa , dar aici , undeva in inma mea veti ramane vesnic .
      Imi cer scuze pentru randurile prost scrise , as fi vrut sa va arat ce simt acum, talentul meu literar e destul de limitat , dar poate intr'o buna zi faptele si nu cuvintele, imprastiate vag pe o pagina de blog, v-or demonstra ca ceea ce am spus e adevarat .

Va iubesc , asa va fi intotdeauna .



Razvan   ☺

Margelatu'

        Hello my dear reader, I am back ..with a smile so big on my face that I fear I will soon look like The Joker.
Inspite that fact I would love to talk to you about a great actor , a man amongst men , his name .. Piersic , Florin Piersic .
       You see.. americans and some eurofags love to consider Chuck Norris the most badass man on the face of the earth ..but you see , if Chuck would ever meet Pierisc he would bow down and kiss his feet while mr. Piersic dressed up like Margelatu would eat sunflower seeds and spit them over him .
      This man...is an playboy even at his age his charisma could melt ice and turn on chicks on a 2.5 km radius ,
       And now , I made an awesome wallpaper , putting this on your desktop instantly makes you more awesome , you will grow beard , your balls will turn to steel and girls will go mad after your sorry ass . I proudly present you , Margelatu' my personal hero , I bow before him , a true MAN .