Mar 18, 2012

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               The skies are black, the Moon is red , the thunder roars and Jack is back !
      I missed you internet, in fact I am writing this in a wordpad with no internet access whatsoever.. I will probably upload it later for the delight of my hot readers and my brothers in faith ! Manergy !     Let me take another sip of beer and let’s spread my brains onto this sheet of virtual paper.
I didn’t had any reasons to write , I didn’t had any funny things to say and frankly speaking we all know you are stupid and ugly so there is no point for me to show you the obvious .  I wish I could saw your pretty faces reading this . I bet you’re so damn cute looking at this white text on the black background , all wondering what the fuck is he trying to say . Well I’v got an answer for you smarty panties : NOTHING
I am too tired and stupid to make sense at this hour so why the fuck are you still reading this bullshit ?!

I bet you like it rough . Do you want to know a fun thing ? After reading this you will see black stripes ..
Is because my background is black.. I kinda need to changed this blog’s appearance .. but guess what I am to fucking lazy to do it .. and I like black .
Oh bros and hoes I missed you ! And you know , all of you have a place in my heart  !
So for my non romanian readers I will apologise but I will write some lines in my language for my dearest friends .
   Nici macar nu ai idee cat trebuie sa ma abtin atunci cand sunt in preajma oamenilor , sunt mai antisocial ca dracu’ si mai uracios decat Sfantul Petru intr-un bordel de gay , dar in seara asta sunt mai iubitor decat Maica Tereza . Dumnezeu sa ma ierte caci nu-I voi duce numele in desert iar de asa va fi promit sa-l acompaniez .
           Prieteni si critici , va iubesc deopotriva , va iubesc miseleste si anost , egoist si prefacut dar va iubesc , sa-mi fiti cuminti si sa traiti cat sa puteti cotiza la pensia mea ..pe care al dracu sa fiu daca nu o sa o beau tot in cinstea mea impreuna cu pustoaice de liceu !



 

Feb 8, 2012

Rusting

  Hello there , earthlings , how are you today ? Pretty good I surely hope , I am kinda frozen , outside is a frozen land, where is that god damn global warming when you need it ? Anyway I just wanted to salute you guys, thanks for coming by , I would love to invite you to a cup of  mulled wine .. I just found out that boiled wine is called that way so now I am feeling, somehow, enlighten .
   As for myself I am pretty much ok , I really wanted to say hello to some people I would probably never see them again in the close future . Be good and take care of yourselves .. and also .. yeah I am talking about you now .. be happy , smile a little and .. I'll leave this here .
miss you ugly one

Jan 3, 2012

Unbreakable

Hello there people of the interweb, I wanted to talk with someone close to me , to someone close to my heart , I searched that person in all of my friends , in all the people I knew I wanted to share something deep and personal . Unfortunately I found none , no shoulder to lay my head upon , I was once an lunatic .. I ran from what I felt and I managed to carry that on for some time . Today though I felt like I was kneeling in front of my heart and my feelings , I can't and don't want to talk with just anybody about this .
      So I did the only thing that I knew it would somehow help me, I just opened a new tab , logged in and ...found another way to run from humanity.. It's silly and pitiful but I need to take this weight down from my chest  .
      I loved a girl once , I was young and stupid, I couldn't believe that someone would love me back,  but she did . She has a special place in my heart , although I tried to find another girl in which to bury my soul , I couldn't find the right one. I am feeding with feelings , I consumed a dozen girls and none satisfied my thirst for what I was feeling back then in her arms , kissing like there will be no tomorrow , knowing that she is mine and I am hers .
     My friends.. love is not only blind and stupid .. love is fucking retarded ,  I am trying to man the fuck up for about 8 hours and I am still not able to comprehend the fact that almost all the girls I knew once,  have a happy life and they are carrying on with it like I wasn't even there .
     A part of me is laughing like a devil in the fires of Hell , a part of me takes pleasure from this , the other part is tormented by former sweet memories turned in sour patches for my souls wounds .
          I don't know what is worse to be loved and not give a damn or to give a damn and not be loved.

This..this state of mind.. what I am feeling now , will hunt me forever , deep inside of me , I will not be able to rest until I find that girl, to rest my head to her chest and feel hear heart beating . To feel her living next to me ... 
 Sorry if I bored you.. I don't even know why I am apologizing , nobody reads this .. but in the case you had the chance to read this : Thank you.. tonight you were my closest friends .
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Dec 18, 2011

I kinda love you .. somehow

I wish I had something to say , I don't . I opened a bottle of wine and God is my witness I drank that sweet nectar of the Gods in less than 15 minutes . I am slightly dizzy , today I found that a friend of mine is in Oman , and she is even calling that foreign country " her new home " , I wish I could be glad and have a sip in her name but, fuck it I am Jack , I am just sad that I lost another girl . Damn you Oman ! For taking that girl .... Neah.. I am kidding , I am glad for her , I care about that woman and sincere being at this moment in time and space I wish her all the best , so be good take care of yourself and don't forget your burka ! Recently I lost my fucking conscience .. Yeah.. I know.. I thought it was lost since I hit puberty ..it seems not .. I fucking gave a big head to the sink in the bathroom .. I mean first was the sink and than was the bathtub , the result was a pretty nasty mark on my forehead ( it looks kinda sexy , I like scars , now I can brag about fightin' a pink cyber unicorn ) . My doctor said I don't get enough sleep and I am low on stamina. I played for the last two weeks Skyrim like a Dragonborn ... fuck it I even dreamed that I fus ro dah a bitch ... never mind ... I forgot that this blog is not watched by guys .. I mean I know that some people accidentally come across this gibberish but I am like.. 110% sure that I have two readers . Two.. psycho readers .. watching me..watching what I am writing .. I am desperately trying to sell my desktop and to buy myself an notebook to begin writing my novel , I wish someone could just buy this gaming rig once and for all .. and deliver me from this vice called gaming .. I love games .. but I know there are not the best choice for me .. As my father said ( translated from romanian ) " Are you fucking gay ? Get a girlfriend and come visit us ! That's what a guy at your age should do ! " Poor father he does not remember that faithful day when he caught me in bed with a girl 4 years older than me.. or that time when I brought home a girl and he shouted " what the fuck is my home a brothel ? " oh.. good times.. I do love my parents ..all of them .. Anyhow .. this is it boys and girls .. I am finishing my bottle of grape juice and plunge in the world of magically dreams where I can be what the fuck I want to be ..that unless a big fat black chick is trying to rape me again .. no seriously I had a nightmare about a black fat fuckin' chick full of pentagrams carved into her skin trying to rape me . I will Fus Ro Dah any bad dreams and if that doesn't work I shall call my dragon to help me ... I fuckin' love Skyrim.. is magical . So if you didn't understand anything about what I was talking about.. is ok.. I am the one with no alpha waves in his right hemisphere .. just watch this video and omg is so fucking cute I could die ... Love you .. sincerely .. I am so fucking alone right now but I feel that I owe you so much .. I love you all !

Nov 5, 2011

Meh..

So here I am again , talking to myself and to you my dear one and only reader. It's been some time since I had something to say , something that I would wish to say to someone or maybe just to myself , today I am maybe just a little more pissed about the society in which me and you must live . I see the lack of respect and that joyfully stupidity on most of the people faces . Those little pathetic excuses for humans are happy or sad with their insignificant lives , I am more and more a traveler ..of both time and space .. in this poor excuse of spontaneously existence . Sometimes I wish I was never been born at all , I saw too many atrocities that maybe somehow affected my mind to the point that I can not see the world as a place where I need to find my happiness . This world is driven by factors I can't rely to , we live in a decadent society driven by clowns and I can no longer laugh at their bad jokes , I wish I can find a place where I can be alone with my thoughts, I need to find a purpose worth fighting for . You see, I can't close my eyes knowing that people are freezing to death, I can't eat when I know children are dying of starvation, I can't laugh when old men shed tears, I am utterly disgusted for being a human and taking part of this new social slavery imposed by our society . I know I can't change anything , and maybe is nothing meant to be changed because maybe I am the lunatic and is not your fault that I am crazy , but sincerely I would want to push that " end of all things button " so fucking bad .. I can't feel your tears, I can't relate to your problems when there are bigger issues which nobody tries to overcome .. I am too small to make a change , and I will probably never be able to make a difference . I am not complaining about my life , I am content with what I have, I am at peace with my own self , but not with the world I am part of . I just want to fade away , close my eyes and wake up when our race will not evolve from wars and murder , when we could just get along with each other , you may say I am a dreamer , maybe , but I am not the only one . Now please excuse me .. is late .. and I just want to sail away , from you my dear , from this world and from this whole realm of ignorance . Jack

Sep 18, 2011

Lock you doors ☺

Well well well... Hello there my sweet innocent reader , I am Jack as you may already know, proudly presenting you a funny story. So tonight after a couple of beers I am sitting alone at the window listening to some good old Johny Cash when someone is forcing my door . I looked amazed and with a grin smile on my face I took out my switch blade , unlocked the door and with a state of mind saying " come at me bro " ( I have a vital of 100% and with another 20% booze bonus ) .. but there is nobody there . Mindfuck I say.... what the fuck was I drinking... nothing extraordinary , just plain beer , the drink of Vallhala's gods . The lights were off ( the lights are turned on by motion sensors ) . Well it seems we have a ghost / vampire / entity of unknown source , trying to enter my room . " ha ha " I say in my mind thinking about what is my plan when I will meet a being thought to be supernatural : rape . So I unlocked my door , pulled up a cigar , light it up and praying to god that my neighbor is not trying to enter my place I am sitting here and wait for the one which tried to brake into my place to enter , " come at me bro " I said in my mind while pouring another glass of beer ... I am Jack god of nothing and bringer of futile posts , bringer of sorrow ..come and get me... So..at least until someone breaks into my mansion ( and will probably be stabbed and raped ) I am saying to you goodnight ( because here..right now is fucking late ) and have a good time.. life is nothing more than a game with awesome graphics but shitty gameplay .

Sep 12, 2011

fuuck fuck fuck..and bla...I am too drunk to give a fuck

So.. I got my beer .. I got my cigars .. I got my head on my shoulders but my mind is gone . I am writing this ,slightly drunk , I was thinking about a name , a name for a new mask , people love masks , they always do , I have a bad habit of making them from used, or not , t-shirts , I like making them creepy as fuck , because I want to express what I am .. I want people to see that I am the guy which in his spare time is looking for new ways to improve a pipe bomb or that guy who will fucking love a zombie apocalypse just because he is really tired of this life ,, this routine .. this modern slavery . Don't get me wrong , if you see me you won't notice that I am abnormal , as a matter of fact I am not , I am just thinking ahead of my time , you know.. 2012 and the end of the world , I want to be prepared . Eh.. maybe I got too much time on my own and I am in need of a girlfriend to rule over my life .. let's go shopping .. let's watch that romantic movie , let's go out with my friends , let's pretend that love will be more powerful than your strong anarchistic desires and you will be nothing less than a small man , obedient at his most . Fuck love my friends , love is the definition of " I want my mind to be fucked at another level " ... maybe I am looking for some mindfuck .. who knows ..certanly not me , I just created another mask .. it's more metaphorically than poetry .. Jack's cutting a t shirt creating a mask , that R. will use in his daily life . I am used to smile when I will just want to smash someone's face , I am used to go along with the society's needs... but maybe one day I could be me .. and I shall dance around the fiery flames like a madman , oh how I will dance the dance of the death and sorrow . Fuck my friends , putt me in chains and lock me away , I am doctor Jeckyll mr Hyde and his brother in law .. Jack Crowley . I am out because I am too drunk to fucking correct all my english mistakes , I am a fucking romanian mother fucker , so please spare me of my non sense .. I can't write talk and make poetry like this while keeping an correct vocabulary . See you next time you perishable waste of time and space .