June 17

Another week has past and so this damned weekend . I wish I could say I have done some legendary things this week, things that you will be eager to hear . Unfortunately I didn't , I just woke up , got my ass to work and back ..all this excitement for 5 days straight . I wanted to write something the other night , but I was piss drunk so I decided to go outside and take a long walk , simple pleasures of life... sometimes shouldn't be combined . I guess I am getting old , meh.. I just wanted to be more and more stupid , to achieve that nirvana derived from that state of mind .. ignorance is bliss , but if you can't ignore everything what the actual fuck are you doing ? Not succeeding at being stupid is a fail or a win !? Seriously I don't care much about this , I just want a couple more days of freedom a couple more beers in the fridge and some normal humans to interact with. Are you there ? Could you give me a sign that is somehow ok to write ? I don't feel the need anymore to do this .. or I am not drunk enough , don't know , I just want to move on and explore some new places , meet some new people to restore some of my lost faith in humanity . For now I will leave you with this song , wish you all the best wherever you are .

Le post , le lelele

Cough*..Stay a while and listen ugh.. hi, how are you today ? Not that I care but I needed an intro because I have no idea why am I still writing this , I mean I don't do this for you , maybe I am kinda selfish and I do this for myself or maybe I just like to type stupid things that just pop-up in my head . Anyway .. should we talk about the weather and try to make a conversation ? Fuck that .. look the thing that really bothers me is why am I not writing my so called blog in Romanian , I mean I am pretty proud for being Romanian , I always enjoyed the history of our great nation ( read that with an " Borat " accent ..is much more cooler ) . So after I analysed who is reading this stuff .. and found out that some users are just looking for porn and stumble on this .. I kinda laughed to be sincere . I imagine that those tags with " naked J-Lo , naked Emma Watson , naked Bill Cosby " did their job well . So I won't change my language, I am writing in English because is so much funnier..and also the auto correct function doesn't work for Romanian .. Meh..outside is pouring ..is raining like this for a couple of weeks now , the sky is grim and the weather makes me wanna write a dark "noir" novel , but than I remember nobody reads anymore , for whom I shall write ? For myself ? For my kids ? I ain't gone kids , and they will probably be connected to the internet since birth , I imagine my first born talking in memes : Me at the hospital .. my wife is in labor .. the doctor delivers the baby safe and sound .. the baby opens his eyes slowly looks at me and shouts : " LE FUUUUUU " and I like a trolldad which I will be fly out of the picture " le lol " le le le le Ok ..don't be confused if you didn't get the joke.. is kinda stupid.. Ok now for a moment let's be serious about this, I would like to say hello to those friends that somehow still read my blog but aren't talking to me anymore . I still love you people but I understand that I am an jackass so it's ok that you don't want to keep in touch anymore ... it's just that when the zombie apocalypse will come I won't do jackshit to save your sorry asses , just sayin' stand by me and everythin' gonna be ok for ya folks . And because I already want to delete this post ..I will end this non sense here . Sometimes I wonder why girls hate me .. I mean sandwiches aren't making themselves in the kitchen are they ?!

That's me at my country side.. I mean that's a field and ..I was just walking with my brother towards an old cemetery to pay our respects to some old dead folks from our family . (Look closely at my left hand , yeh.. you got it . wink* ;) be good and take care of you )

Life is ours, we live it our way

  Oh..hello there, let me just put on my headphones and pop up another beer ..
Good.. now I am back .. oh this beer .. I love it,  I had some medical problems so I wasn't allowed to drink for about 16 days . It was pretty painful , but now I have a sweet six pack right next to me .
   You know I also wasn't allowed to go to work for some time so I had plenty of spare time to think about myself and what am I doing with my life . Obviously I concluded that I am too fucking awesome and that it's imperative necessary to stay as hidden as possible and not letting the majority of the people to see my awesomeness in his purest form possible, I am afraid they would cause riots , churches will be raped women will be burned and so on ..
   Seriously now, for a reason I don't fully understand right now it seems that the shit is about to hit the fan , I am older than ever before and the fact that I know I am not the brightest crayon from the pack doesn't help me too much . At work is ok , in fact I may have some chances not to get fired , at home I am making a perfect team with myself ... like look at those beers I bought them for me .. I can't say anything else .. who would go at 2 : 30 in the morning , ignoring two packs of stray dogs , and buy me an six pack ? I would ! Fuck yeah !
    Sometimes I wish I could turn back the time just to straighten up some things , some ugly things I did in the past , I am not always sorry about what have I done , but sometimes , just sometimes, I wish I could thank some people for being part of my life , even if that time passed by very quickly , the memories and the feelings that those people gave me left a mark ( not a scar ) on my heart . Sometimes I wish the world would be as I see it right now after three beers .. lovely , with people in which you can trust .. sadly only an foul would trust someone else . As much as we like to think about ourselves as social beings , the only thing that keeps as together is the egoistic need of one and another . If we could be self sustaining physically and psychically we would not give a fuck about others . That is just my opinion .. and another golden rule is " Do not take any advice about life or love from anybody . This is YOUR life .. THEY can't know 100% what is good or bad for you .. think for yourself and make decisions after you thoughtfully compared the risks and the advantages . Look at me ..saying don't listen to any advice and I am giving them like you just crack opened a bag of fortune cookies .
     Anyhow... what I wanted to say is .. enjoy your life , enjoy what you feel and enjoy the moments with your family and friends , don't collect things..objects ..collect moments , collect joy through memories , it will come a time when all we will have would be those memories .
    May you all be blessed by some super power out there in the Universe... God.. Flying Spaghetti Monster or even Cthulhu ruler of all and beyond .  I don't know how much of the old " Jack " is in me , it seems that he's fading away , so  be good folks , as I stated before I love each and everyone of you  , stay safe !

Oh and this is for you , for the ones that keep coming here to find out if I am still living , I do miss you, so close no matter how far

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               The skies are black, the Moon is red , the thunder roars and Jack is back !

      I missed you internet, in fact I am writing this in a wordpad with no internet access whatsoever.. I will probably upload it later for the delight of my hot readers and my brothers in faith ! Manergy !     Let me take another sip of beer and let’s spread my brains onto this sheet of virtual paper.

I didn’t had any reasons to write , I didn’t had any funny things to say and frankly speaking we all know you are stupid and ugly so there is no point for me to show you the obvious .  I wish I could saw your pretty faces reading this . I bet you’re so damn cute looking at this white text on the black background , all wondering what the fuck is he trying to say . Well I’v got an answer for you smarty panties : NOTHING

I am too tired and stupid to make sense at this hour so why the fuck are you still reading this bullshit ?!

I bet you like it rough . Do you want to know a fun thing ? After reading this you will see black stripes ..

Is because my background is black.. I kinda need to changed this blog’s appearance .. but guess what I am to fucking lazy to do it .. and I like black .

Oh bros and hoes I missed you ! And you know , all of you have a place in my heart  !

So for my non romanian readers I will apologise but I will write some lines in my language for my dearest friends .

   Nici macar nu ai idee cat trebuie sa ma abtin atunci cand sunt in preajma oamenilor , sunt mai antisocial ca dracu’ si mai uracios decat Sfantul Petru intr-un bordel de gay , dar in seara asta sunt mai iubitor decat Maica Tereza . Dumnezeu sa ma ierte caci nu-I voi duce numele in desert iar de asa va fi promit sa-l acompaniez .

           Prieteni si critici , va iubesc deopotriva , va iubesc miseleste si anost , egoist si prefacut dar va iubesc , sa-mi fiti cuminti si sa traiti cat sa puteti cotiza la pensia mea ..pe care al dracu sa fiu daca nu o sa o beau tot in cinstea mea impreuna cu pustoaice de liceu !

 

Rusting

  Hello there , earthlings , how are you today ? Pretty good I surely hope , I am kinda frozen , outside is a frozen land, where is that god damn global warming when you need it ? Anyway I just wanted to salute you guys, thanks for coming by , I would love to invite you to a cup of  mulled wine .. I just found out that boiled wine is called that way so now I am feeling, somehow, enlighten .
   As for myself I am pretty much ok , I really wanted to say hello to some people I would probably never see them again in the close future . Be good and take care of yourselves .. and also .. yeah I am talking about you now .. be happy , smile a little and .. I'll leave this here .
miss you ugly one

Unbreakable

Hello there people of the interweb, I wanted to talk with someone close to me , to someone close to my heart , I searched that person in all of my friends , in all the people I knew I wanted to share something deep and personal . Unfortunately I found none , no shoulder to lay my head upon , I was once an lunatic .. I ran from what I felt and I managed to carry that on for some time . Today though I felt like I was kneeling in front of my heart and my feelings , I can't and don't want to talk with just anybody about this .
      So I did the only thing that I knew it would somehow help me, I just opened a new tab , logged in and ...found another way to run from humanity.. It's silly and pitiful but I need to take this weight down from my chest  .
      I loved a girl once , I was young and stupid, I couldn't believe that someone would love me back,  but she did . She has a special place in my heart , although I tried to find another girl in which to bury my soul , I couldn't find the right one. I am feeding with feelings , I consumed a dozen girls and none satisfied my thirst for what I was feeling back then in her arms , kissing like there will be no tomorrow , knowing that she is mine and I am hers .
     My friends.. love is not only blind and stupid .. love is fucking retarded ,  I am trying to man the fuck up for about 8 hours and I am still not able to comprehend the fact that almost all the girls I knew once,  have a happy life and they are carrying on with it like I wasn't even there .
     A part of me is laughing like a devil in the fires of Hell , a part of me takes pleasure from this , the other part is tormented by former sweet memories turned in sour patches for my souls wounds .
          I don't know what is worse to be loved and not give a damn or to give a damn and not be loved.

This..this state of mind.. what I am feeling now , will hunt me forever , deep inside of me , I will not be able to rest until I find that girl, to rest my head to her chest and feel hear heart beating . To feel her living next to me ... 
 Sorry if I bored you.. I don't even know why I am apologizing , nobody reads this .. but in the case you had the chance to read this : Thank you.. tonight you were my closest friends .
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I kinda love you .. somehow

I wish I had something to say , I don't . I opened a bottle of wine and God is my witness I drank that sweet nectar of the Gods in less than 15 minutes . I am slightly dizzy , today I found that a friend of mine is in Oman , and she is even calling that foreign country " her new home " , I wish I could be glad and have a sip in her name but, fuck it I am Jack , I am just sad that I lost another girl . Damn you Oman ! For taking that girl .... Neah.. I am kidding , I am glad for her , I care about that woman and sincere being at this moment in time and space I wish her all the best , so be good take care of yourself and don't forget your burka ! Recently I lost my fucking conscience .. Yeah.. I know.. I thought it was lost since I hit puberty ..it seems not .. I fucking gave a big head to the sink in the bathroom .. I mean first was the sink and than was the bathtub , the result was a pretty nasty mark on my forehead ( it looks kinda sexy , I like scars , now I can brag about fightin' a pink cyber unicorn ) . My doctor said I don't get enough sleep and I am low on stamina. I played for the last two weeks Skyrim like a Dragonborn ... fuck it I even dreamed that I fus ro dah a bitch ... never mind ... I forgot that this blog is not watched by guys .. I mean I know that some people accidentally come across this gibberish but I am like.. 110% sure that I have two readers . Two.. psycho readers .. watching me..watching what I am writing .. I am desperately trying to sell my desktop and to buy myself an notebook to begin writing my novel , I wish someone could just buy this gaming rig once and for all .. and deliver me from this vice called gaming .. I love games .. but I know there are not the best choice for me .. As my father said ( translated from romanian ) " Are you fucking gay ? Get a girlfriend and come visit us ! That's what a guy at your age should do ! " Poor father he does not remember that faithful day when he caught me in bed with a girl 4 years older than me.. or that time when I brought home a girl and he shouted " what the fuck is my home a brothel ? " oh.. good times.. I do love my parents ..all of them .. Anyhow .. this is it boys and girls .. I am finishing my bottle of grape juice and plunge in the world of magically dreams where I can be what the fuck I want to be ..that unless a big fat black chick is trying to rape me again .. no seriously I had a nightmare about a black fat fuckin' chick full of pentagrams carved into her skin trying to rape me . I will Fus Ro Dah any bad dreams and if that doesn't work I shall call my dragon to help me ... I fuckin' love Skyrim.. is magical . So if you didn't understand anything about what I was talking about.. is ok.. I am the one with no alpha waves in his right hemisphere .. just watch this video and omg is so fucking cute I could die ... Love you .. sincerely .. I am so fucking alone right now but I feel that I owe you so much .. I love you all !